banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2016:  02:41:35

Shoot the one on your left first!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2016:  02:55:27

I've lowered the average. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2016:  07:58:06

Good thing I shot some blanks back then

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2016:  02:27:37

I don't like blanks because you never have a "hit"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2016:  03:07:22

The gene pool is getting pretty shallow and murky. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2016:  04:04:18

Never eat scantalagie without first adding quilimotchilets.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2016:  05:56:43

The cottage cheese is green and fuzzy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2016:  08:18:48

Go bring it back yourself- I'm on days off, thank you.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2016:  10:05:10

Noises off!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2016:  02:23:32

SICK HIM FIDO...FREDDY WON'T BITE!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/31/2016:  03:27:35

There's a nice photo of you at the post office. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2016:  19:41:00

Never mind,, I'll get there in spite of e-regs

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2016:  02:38:58

Sorry, the sale ended yesterday. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2016:  03:04:19

Good morning,this is the Dr's office,can you hold please?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2016:  04:51:53

We need more air freshener STAT!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2016:  10:17:18

DANG These barnyard flies,,,,,Mable,bring the DDT!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2016:  12:10:11

That is the biggest mosquito I've ever been carried off by.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2016:  14:49:00

I hate tenor banjos!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2016:  17:37:22

It's a shame to whip your wife on Sunday

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2016:  02:58:48

The best, or as good as we can. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2016:  03:03:04

Can you hear me now?,,,How about now?,,How's that,can you still hear me?
How about now?,,I can hear you loud and clear,can you still hear me?,,How about now?
Aww,,forget it,,I think the SWR meter readings are off..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2016:  03:19:04

I don't have my first dollar but I know what I spent it on. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2016:  04:48:17

It's getting hard to find kangaroos in central Florida

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2016:  10:29:50

I feel like a million bucks - green and wrinkled.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2016:  11:16:33

They serve shoe leather here

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2016:  02:31:39

It's not about who you think you are,,it's about who you really are..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2016:  03:20:24

I blame a lot of things on the dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2016:  07:56:20

Only the ones with guns will be able to shoot..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2016:  12:29:18

Catchers get broken knuckles

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2016:  02:37:17

Send rain. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2016:  06:45:54

Fall colo(u)rs depend on rain

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2016:  08:16:20

The timing isn't working out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2016:  11:09:32

On the contrary Sir,,22 weapons are a little better that a sharp stick.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2016:  12:01:50

I didn't want the fish to smell like that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2016:  14:28:34

Most fish are underwater

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2016:  16:14:30

Take my wife, please!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2016:  02:30:03

My mother was right,,There actually are times like this.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2016:  02:49:01

We are on strike. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2016:  04:15:14

I'm just happy doing nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2016:  05:56:37

We've revoked your oxygen allotment.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2016:  06:30:27

Sure,,just take 25W to Renfro Valley..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2016:  06:33:04

Watch out for flying grizzly bears.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2016:  10:25:37

Oh yeah,,just go south on Hwy 95 through 3 states and you'll be at the Mexican border

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2016:  11:48:09

There's something sad about a hammock in the rain.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2016:  12:25:32

A swim ,sauna, and hot tub will fix you up

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2016:  12:40:40

I thought we had agreed not to rob any more banks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2016:  04:22:04

It's time to start over

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2016:  05:00:50

Oh look!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2016:  08:23:59

That's a gearjammers' nightmare