FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/30/2012:  22:08:31

Never fart in your wetsuit without a weight belt.You'll never get to depth.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/01/2012:  03:22:11

Don't take any metal nickels that are made of wood

TonyS - Posted - 12/01/2012:  07:51:28

I need some help here - I can't find that cheese and something is starting to smell?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2012:  09:36:16

We've decided to revoke your access.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  12:10:13

Under normal circumstances pet elephants are not allowed in the restaurant.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2012:  12:39:57

About 4 minutes remaining

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  12:54:24

Turn left at the lighthouse on sixth avenue

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2012:  15:09:02

I guess you should have put the bilge plug in before you launched the boat.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  15:50:21

Just you wait till your father comes home.

paulac7 - Posted - 12/01/2012:  15:56:41

My cellphone needs charged.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  16:03:35

Have you seen my wife mister Jones?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/01/2012:  21:34:00

Someone once told me, an ostrich egg can support 200lbs without breaking, but i can't remember who the h*** told me that. Drat!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  22:19:35

Arsonists mostly prefer gasoline to kerosene when camping

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2012:  03:45:19

Don't you just hate it when you have an unhealthy obsession with moon pies and your feet stink?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2012:  04:45:43

The good news is that your life insurance is paid up.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/03/2012:  06:25:07

Wish I could find those plants that yield those already pitted prunes.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2012:  09:36:10

It's all over now, Baby Blue.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  11:24:10

The train to Katmandu is full of Sherpas in womens clothing

Alaina - Posted - 12/03/2012:  11:30:37

Kardashians.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  12:06:37

Oriental Plum trees have thorns on the branches

Alaina - Posted - 12/03/2012:  12:52:22

Service engine light. (because heaven forbid it tell me what PART of the engine!)

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  13:46:54

Radioactive particles are small enough to be invisible to the naked eye

Alaina - Posted - 12/03/2012:  13:49:36

Commercials. 

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  14:00:00

Rudolf  is real

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2012:  18:03:24

Heavy machinery under a beach towel.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  18:30:07

and now we return you to our normal program

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2012:  04:13:59

There was only one conductor on the train this morning.

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  11:43:03

caffeine free energy drinks

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  12:10:02

Sombreros are funny looking hats

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  12:16:55

3-in-1 shampoo. What if you only have 2 out of the 3 issues it is supposed to help?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  12:21:20

every third hair follicle remains stiff and unmanageable

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  15:33:29

generally speaking

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  15:46:01

What language do generals speak?

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  15:47:11

The generally known one

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  15:55:02

ah!.......that one?

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  15:58:13

maybe

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  16:11:30

what's the weather like in socal ? its bloody hot here at the moment.

Alaina - Posted - 12/04/2012:  16:13:09

80*-16*=64*

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2012:  17:13:00

If a train is going forward,and one of the cars is turned around backwards,,
is that can also going forward?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/04/2012:  18:00:57

How come mosquitoes never sleep?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2012:  04:27:33

How do you know they don't?
It my not be the same mosquite that stings you every time??

Alaina - Posted - 12/05/2012:  08:31:01

Mosquitoes need to just disappear.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/05/2012:  11:55:42

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

How do you know they don't?

It my not be the same mosquite that stings you every time??

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sorry.!..............there could be 'Imposter' Mosquitos around

Alaina - Posted - 12/05/2012:  11:57:08

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/05/2012:  12:05:33

Can you see the smoke coming out of my ears?

Alaina - Posted - 12/05/2012:  12:07:52

I think I can SMELL the smoke coming out of your ears haha

mbanjo - Posted - 12/05/2012:  12:20:37

Cooling down a bit now......nothing like a little excitement so early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

Alaina - Posted - 12/05/2012:  12:24:17

Tell me about it. I set my alarm for 5am so I could work out, the alarm went off and I started to get up when Charley jumped in bed with me. I curled up with him for "5 minutes" and woke up 2 hours later with ten minutes to get out the door for work. Trust me, my blood was flowing this morning haha.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/05/2012:  12:44:13

How long does it take to drive to work when you are in a hurry?