mbanjo - Posted - 11/13/2012:  22:40:23

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Edited by - mbanjo on 11/13/2012 22:44:18

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2012:  03:33:50

Sooo, if you want that deer,,,,pull the trigger

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2012:  04:42:53

It only hurts when I laugh.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2012:  04:48:46

which way to the moon??,,,,,,Oh,,it's a straight shot that-a-way

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2012:  04:57:45

You can't get there from here.

Alaina - Posted - 11/14/2012:  11:12:45

I had to walk uphill both ways!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/14/2012:  11:39:04

Ouch!  I honestly thought this was a ride on lawn mower

Alaina - Posted - 11/14/2012:  12:06:56

Why can you reheat something but you can't recool something?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/14/2012:  12:26:41

Remember this character?.

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Alaina - Posted - 11/14/2012:  12:29:32

Do you think it was photoshopped???

mbanjo - Posted - 11/14/2012:  12:39:05

Dunno,  but it was a great thread while it lasted........thought about it this morning for some reason.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2012:  16:15:29

How the heck did you do that?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/14/2012:  17:22:42

Jus' b'cause there's road apples on yer welcome mat, don't mean there's been a horse on yer front porch..(It mighta beena Mule!)

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/14/2012 17:23:53

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/14/2012:  18:43:35

I'm terribly sorry, but I have to stretch that soya bean.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/14/2012:  18:44:42

If you look like your passport photo....you are too ill to travel

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2012:  18:51:15

Can these computers shoot around corners?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/14/2012:  21:13:07

I don't think that's the right kind of glue.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/14/2012:  21:23:53

I don't actually like money,  but it quietens my nerves.

jistgreg - Posted - 11/14/2012:  23:39:49

He shaved off all his spiky hair.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  04:20:47

OK, I picked the nit but I'm not sure what to do next.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  05:24:54

Why does everyone want to heat up already hot water??

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  08:12:11

Why can you scratch and itch, but you can't itch a scratch?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:42:10

Decaying whales smell awful.

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:44:42

Decaying anything smells awful haha

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:55:45

You can't make me.

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:56:09

Wanna bet?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  09:58:48

I'm going to hold my breath until I pass ou........................................

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  10:01:24

I can't be dead... I just got my flu shot

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  11:10:32

Why is it raining again?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  11:41:09

OWW, Ow, mwgmpf. Got my jaw harp tangled in my moufstache!! ow

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  11:45:54

Is Treacle to be found in Treacle Mines?

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:02:26

Is the mirror a reflection of you or are you a reflection of it?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:10:12

everytime I look in a mirror, it breaks.

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:11:06

Windex cures everything...or so they say

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:20:24

Does Windex cure Flatulence?

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:22:29

I haven't tried it

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:24:18

its not for me, but I know a couple of old farts....

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  12:25:22

According to a certain Greek father, it will cure anything. Pretty sure he was an old fart too...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:05:29

The safest way to double your money is to fold it once and put it in your pocket.

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:11:13

Would anyone play a game of "philosophical analogies"?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:22:02

My Daddy told me "Keep both hands on th' hammer handle, and you won't bust your cotton pickin' thumb again! Now quit your whinin' and git back to work!"

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/15/2012 13:23:51

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:22:09

If you hum it, I will try and follow you

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:22:55

Oh, I love, my pretty little flower that I don't have.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:26:32

What's a cup of coffee without a spoon in it?

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  13:27:42

A cup of coffee?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:03:24

good Idea, thank you ....white with two sugars please

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:41:15

Funny, that's how my mom drinks the coffee too

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:58:21

Nurses like Moms always know what is best 

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  14:59:25

I try to get up early in the mornings, but the bed won't let me go