OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2018:  03:33:43

Scatter hoarding

DC5 - Posted - 11/15/2018:  05:33:25

I've decided to go back to DST. This standard time think isn't working for me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2018:  07:02:07

my sawbones said I am safe to buy green bananas

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2018:  12:37:17

You’ve gotta do better than that

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/15/2018:  15:06:08

A late night tests the thesis that your theorem would unleash.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2018:  09:22:48

You broke it

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2018:  15:22:24

Flush the pickles for three.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  04:49:06

This evening’s show has been cancelled

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2018:  06:41:44

Get over it already

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2018:  06:58:41

grab a root and growl

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  07:09:01

Your voice mailbox is full

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2018:  10:11:09

Just put one foot in front of the other real fast and you'll be running

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2018:  10:50:12

It’s all in your head

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2018:  04:52:01

Strange giant dude with little head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2018:  23:00:51

FIRE AT WILL!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/19/2018:  03:30:14

Pinocchio is interdependent on the relatedness of motivation, subcultures, and management.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2018:  03:37:21

That’s an interesting response

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2018:  06:42:39

I haven't done any calculus since the last time

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2018:  07:07:09

Honey, we don’t really care

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2018:  07:32:33

Just take a small sip,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2018:  10:50:59

Stand back,,, I know how to do this

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/19/2018:  15:57:43

Chubby green ornaments from planet X.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2018:  03:19:44

Just sign on the bottom line please.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2018:  03:35:19

We did not return fire

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2018:  04:58:40

So,,Tell me something I don't know

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  05:45:21

Move to the next post, there's nothing to see here.

Doc Ivory - Posted - 11/20/2018:  06:20:26

Don't worry, it's in the mail

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2018:  09:12:17

my shins are barking

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2018:  10:32:55

I used to procrastinate but I don't have time for that any more

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2018:  14:44:06

Enclosed by friction and salamander sauce.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:15:45

Yippie!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  03:42:13

Last seen between nothingness and eternity.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  04:14:43

Save the nematodes for last

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2018:  04:48:04

When all else fails,,,,RUN!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2018:  06:53:24

Tighten your asteroid belt

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2018:  09:50:32

shoelaces are $0.99 at the $1 store

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2018:  12:24:51

Great big hamsters with cheese.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2018:  05:06:35

As an outsider, please tell us what you think of the human race

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/23/2018:  15:46:28

Open the door for box #3.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2018:  15:57:35

he got high on a highway

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2018:  04:26:18

Creeping over the arms of delight.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  06:02:19

That’s a big load of crap, make the most of it

DC5 - Posted - 11/24/2018:  12:55:42

Why didn't Charlie's wife hand him a nickle instead of a sandwich?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2018:  17:20:14

To this day I don’t understand

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2018:  03:48:54

Tip toeing for Betty's hamstrung bananas.

DC5 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  06:06:54

Never use an arc welder on wood repairs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2018:  07:05:20

there's a big stink drifting in from over yonder

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/25/2018:  08:00:55

Twenty five fingers later.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2018:  19:35:20

Meanwhile, back in Oklahoma...