mbanjo - Posted - 06/04/2013:  13:16:25

Somedays, nothing seems to go right..........

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/04/2013:  16:06:05

I can't wait to see what he makes out of that squirrel fur.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/04/2013:  16:43:58

Nearly everyone has the same amount of fingers as the next person..........

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2013:  17:17:07

I did a pretty good solo on "Rawhide" this afternoon and at
no time did any of my fingers leave my hands.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/04/2013:  20:36:15

Don't be so impatient........

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2013:  03:14:33

then on the other days,,everything goes wrong,,,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 06/05/2013:  13:55:10

White with two sugars thanks!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2013:  20:26:06

If I play through the stereo amp set-up,
It always sounds twice as bad

mbanjo - Posted - 06/05/2013:  21:07:04

Those storm clouds don't look too promising...

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2013:  03:17:26

where did all this money come from

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/06/2013:  11:34:36

When you put hot water in a thermos it stays hot...when you put cold water in, it stays cold. How does the thermos know what to do?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/06/2013:  14:23:27

Its hard to put thoughts into words before your first coffee of the day

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2013:  17:59:28

I casted the fish line out,the sinker sank???

mbanjo - Posted - 06/06/2013:  20:28:49

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order...

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2013:  03:37:28

Who Knew?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/07/2013:  08:05:40

im trying to teach my cat slovak....but he's just not getting it~

TonyS - Posted - 06/07/2013:  09:43:35

I asked the bartender for the usual -- so he punched me in the face and threw me out!

RandyZ - Posted - 06/07/2013:  10:40:21

sometimes when i walk past a glass storefront.....ill say to myself: lookit that freak goonin' at me~

mbanjo - Posted - 06/07/2013:  13:28:57

Just exactly who was the great pretender?

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/07/2013:  13:41:20

My parents were too poor to have kids, so a neighbor had us.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2013:  13:53:39

I've been traveling for three days now
and it's still five hundred miles to Marianne

mbanjo - Posted - 06/07/2013:  14:13:03

Never, never ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2013:  09:38:31

When I get back from Nashville,,I'm going again

mbanjo - Posted - 06/08/2013:  13:30:23

let me hear some of that rock and roll music

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2013:  03:39:40

On one of my guitars,I took the 6th string off and
tuned it like a banjo??? Hillbilly Rock & Roll

mbanjo - Posted - 06/09/2013:  13:12:01

The winds of change just blew through here.....they don't work, I'm still the same.

Alaina - Posted - 06/09/2013:  20:23:46

Since a hot tub is hot, shouldn't a pool be called a cool?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/09/2013:  21:06:01

Everyone behave yourselves........alaina is back

Alaina - Posted - 06/09/2013:  21:18:23

Darn skippy!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/09/2013:  22:36:17

Which side of the law are you on?

Alaina - Posted - 06/10/2013:  07:49:10

The side with the guns

RandyZ - Posted - 06/10/2013:  10:33:24

I wouldnt mind being captured by aliens....only if they can charge my Ipod

mbanjo - Posted - 06/10/2013:  12:22:10

What color is the rhopsody in blue today?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2013:  13:02:27

When I run out of something to do
goes anyone want to help me?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/10/2013:  13:17:52

I just cleaned out the china cupboard......it was full of cheap things that don't last long

Alaina - Posted - 06/11/2013:  13:58:07

Politicians claiming to tell the truth

mbanjo - Posted - 06/11/2013:  15:16:22

Well, you can't say I didn't try......

Alaina - Posted - 06/11/2013:  17:54:49

Bubbly tummies

mbanjo - Posted - 06/11/2013:  18:59:04

At the moment I am in a state of Consciousness............you know, that annoying time between sleeps.

Alaina - Posted - 06/11/2013:  19:54:59

I love that time though, I get so much done!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/11/2013:  20:40:34

Ive just gone out of my mind.............. Back in five minutes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2013:  04:10:43

Oh Gee!! You told a fib,,,you didn't come back in five minutes.

jistgreg - Posted - 06/12/2013:  11:13:44

Somebody filed flat all the spear tips along the top of my wrought-iron fence. 

mbanjo - Posted - 06/12/2013:  12:52:26

Terrible thing that happened to Elmer don't you think?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2013:  03:48:19

And all the while,I thought YOU were superman

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/13/2013:  04:27:11

We are the BSE-infected ropes. We are here to protect you from the mauve budgerigar.

Danaher - Posted - 06/13/2013:  04:44:45

If the government is collecting all this phone call data, why can't they stop those @!#$^# credit card telemarketers?

RandyZ - Posted - 06/13/2013:  11:19:44

Rasputin probably wasnt such a bad guy.....when he was high~

mbanjo - Posted - 06/13/2013:  13:21:35

Well! ......That settles that once and for all