DC5 - Posted - 08/12/2021:  05:54:47

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DC5 - Posted - 08/15/2021:  07:01:08

Palindrome post 19191, which is also a palindrome upside down, 16161. Last upside down palindrome until 19691

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2021:  07:10:12

I’ve never seen shoelaces on galoshes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2021:  06:30:54

Five will get you ten

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2021:  11:35:53

One more Monday to contend with.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  04:50:53

Could always be worse

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  07:15:23

I have nothing to add.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2021:  13:49:42

The trouble with shoelaces is that they don’t repel mosquitoes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  19:23:09

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

DC5 - Posted - 08/18/2021:  07:16:38

It's as clear as mud.

grandpafive - Posted - 08/18/2021:  21:44:51

Toe-nail fungus can be cured by amputation

DC5 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  05:06:17

When it rains, it rains.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/19/2021:  11:48:12

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  13:50:46

The last time I encountered a good aglet I succumbed to temptation

DC5 - Posted - 08/20/2021:  05:11:44

If I could borrow $10, then I'd have $10.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/20/2021:  08:58:21

That money joke doesn’t make cents

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/20/2021 08:58:36

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2021:  13:26:40

Toenails never let you down

DC5 - Posted - 08/21/2021:  04:49:16

Palindrome post 19291

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/22/2021:  05:45:06

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose.

Lobstertrician - Posted - 08/22/2021:  05:51:16

Nothing in life is certain, except death, taxes, and you can't slam a revolving door.

DC5 - Posted - 08/22/2021:  06:06:53

Let me know if I post something here today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/22/2021:  16:47:53

My favorite word is “Drool”, it just rolls off my tongue

DC5 - Posted - 08/23/2021:  07:07:22

What's another word for thesaurus?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/25/2021:  10:52:09

I’m in a band named ‘923 Megabytes’ but we haven’t had a gig yet

DC5 - Posted - 08/26/2021:  06:00:38

My name's not in the obits, so it should be a pretty good day.

DC5 - Posted - 08/27/2021:  06:34:37

Mike joined the Hangout exactly 5 years after I did.

Edited by - DC5 on 08/27/2021 06:35:14

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/27/2021:  08:22:47

Good eye for detail Dave. BHO is a great resource for banjo enthusiasts.

DC5 - Posted - 08/28/2021:  06:30:42

Another day, another 67 cents after taxes.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/28/2021:  09:19:36

No escaping death and taxes

DC5 - Posted - 08/28/2021:  13:26:42

Palindrome 19391

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/28/2021:  13:37:14

No escaping palindromes either

DC5 - Posted - 08/29/2021:  05:32:07

It's my 34th wedding anniversary

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/29/2021:  12:43:31

Congratulations on your special day! You should buy yourself a new banjo as a present and she will tell you exactly what she wants in return.

DC5 - Posted - 08/30/2021:  07:01:49

hangovers are not as much fun as they used to be.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2021:  08:41:44

After that - zero

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/30/2021:  12:22:14

Nada, Zip, Done

DC5 - Posted - 08/31/2021:  05:43:48

I believe that 23 year old women still find me sexually attractive.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/31/2021:  09:24:34

None of your 23 yo women have mentioned to me that they find you attractive in any fashion.

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/31/2021 09:26:26

DC5 - Posted - 08/31/2021:  13:39:32

They keep it to themselves.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  05:40:36

I’m speechless

DC5 - Posted - 09/01/2021:  07:49:54

Move along, there's nothing to see here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/01/2021:  08:13:57

My leek is leaking

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2021:  09:50:27

I’ll be gettin’ fried Friday

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  11:14:57

I’m only going to say this once

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/01/2021:  18:15:35

It’s hard to tell from this distance

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2021:  04:55:37

My prostate left me prostrate

DC5 - Posted - 09/02/2021:  06:18:46

One from column A and two from column B

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2021:  09:14:04

I never learned about chemo in my grade 12 chemistry labs

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2021:  02:43:16

And to think he was somebody’s baby