OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2021:  06:52:56

I have way too much emotional investment in this

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/17/2021:  10:34:53

I went to the paint store to get thinner.........it didn’t work

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2021:  03:25:26

My doctor told me I could lose ten ugly pounds quickly if I cut off my head

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2021:  07:07:08

I finished the puzzle in record time, only 3 months. It said 3-6 years on the box.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/18/2021:  12:47:56

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit to going to those places.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2021:  03:14:06

You are going to have to use a different name

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2021:  05:28:23

My shoes can't be on the wrong feet, these are the only feet I have.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2021:  06:04:24

Here, try this.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/19/2021:  08:39:15

Whenever I ask what time it is I get a different answer

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/19/2021 08:39:52

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  03:40:35

Sorry, you missed it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2021:  06:45:19

Third time’s a charm

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  06:47:00

If you keep that up, I’m not going to visit you anymore

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2021:  11:39:39

Work fascinates me.......I can watch it for hours

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2021:  12:13:09

That will do donkey, that will do

DC5 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  05:52:28

I put the straw into the drink backwards and now it only blows bubbles.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/21/2021:  06:48:55

That’s the last straw

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2021:  09:41:47

That’s understandable

DC5 - Posted - 03/21/2021:  12:21:07

Seems cryptic to me.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  03:06:07

Terrible tomatoes on the prowl

DC5 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  06:11:34

Submarine races begin at noon.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:02:52

King Tut was buried in his jammies.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:10:52

Please don't remind me

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:13:35

Titanium aglets have become all the rage

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2021:  07:15:58

Girl talk mystifies me

DC5 - Posted - 03/22/2021:  08:12:57

The next sentence is True.
The last sentence is False.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  05:13:47

Clearly, the precautions were ineffective

DC5 - Posted - 03/23/2021:  05:45:02

No dolphins were harmed while writing this text.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  06:56:25

Start packing

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2021:  07:42:42

They said they have hex keys

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  11:03:48

He’s new

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2021:  12:03:01

Maybe I will, then again, maybe I won’t

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2021:  17:09:41

There won’t be a second time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  04:04:46

We made too many wrong mistakes

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  04:22:46

The fire door is on fire

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2021:  05:02:48

The hose is too short

DC5 - Posted - 03/24/2021:  08:30:47

Turn left and drive down that road for about 10 minutes. You can't miss it.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2021:  11:32:25

Let me show you the scar

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2021:  04:50:31

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2021:  05:09:20

Be sure to wave when you drive past

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2021:  13:42:02

If you get to Liberty St. you’ve gone too far

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2021:  03:41:06

You can’t say that on TV

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  05:52:14

Turn right before you get to the fire station.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2021:  06:38:10

Please do not hesitate to reach out

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2021:  09:10:45

It must have been operator error

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  09:18:54

Don’t come early

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2021:  11:41:22

I just want to point out that I was against it from the start.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2021:  14:58:37

That's another small point in her favour

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2021:  17:23:32

But to his defense

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2021:  03:05:35

I’m inspired to mediocrity