banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2013:  16:44:17

That's a strange place for your eyes to be

TonyS - Posted - 08/28/2013:  08:31:46

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, got in a religion & politics arguement, beat each other up and the owner threw them out, so that was the end of their nice day off...

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2013:  11:23:05

I'm telling you Sweetcakes,,you're the greatest.
Now loan me $50

mbanjo - Posted - 08/28/2013:  13:56:36

I've got a girl who lives on the hill...she won't do it, but her sister will

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2013:  15:07:25

I tried to open the door but the door knob wouldn't turn
so I got a crowbar and opened it,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 08/28/2013:  19:55:49

Some habits are hard to break

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/28/2013:  23:06:44

There's a card game goin' on in the back room. All of a sudden,such a racket came out of there. Shots rang  out, and i go down,feelin' like i got hit in the chest with a ball bat. Idon't know what happened. Imust have gotten killed!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 08/28/2013:  23:06:57

There's a card game goin' on in the back room. All of a sudden,such a racket came out of there. Shots rang  out, and i go down,feelin' like i got hit in the chest with a ball bat. Idon't know what happened. Imust have gotten killed!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2013:  03:15:36

If you're camping out on the beach,,,be sure and pitch tent during high tide

mbanjo - Posted - 08/29/2013:  11:39:42

I will have to find somewhere else to sleep.....the dog wants his kennel back

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2013:  15:06:34

Just ate i/2 LB.off a 2 LB. trout.Must save some for tomorrow,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 08/30/2013:  14:53:32

The things you hear when your not listening

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2013:  15:24:25

Jackie Gleason?,,,,Sure,,,Why didn't I think of that?

mbanjo - Posted - 08/30/2013:  16:53:35

The rain in spain is mainly always wet

jistgreg - Posted - 08/30/2013:  20:00:04

Despite countless graphic depictions, stars are spherical; they don't have points. 

mbanjo - Posted - 08/31/2013:  01:06:13

I cant tell you my secret because its secret....?.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2013:  02:49:47

We call him Curly because he has no hair

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/31/2013:  07:03:11

Many of the comments posted to this topic are about the bluntest and dullest statements I have ever heard in my life. Makes me feel right proud...umh humh....yes it do.

mbanjo - Posted - 08/31/2013:  15:24:52

Time to celebrate......has the bar opened yet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2013:  03:20:01

Git "r" Done

mbanjo - Posted - 09/01/2013:  11:24:00

The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out. So they all felt grumpy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2013:  13:14:02

It's raining here right now. The drops are 100% wet

mbanjo - Posted - 09/01/2013:  15:33:52

Somebody once told me an unforgettable story...,...I just can't seem to remember what it was

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/02/2013:  06:21:38

Either I remember you forgetting that or else I have since forgotten that you remembered it.....I forget which way it was now.

J e f f - Posted - 09/02/2013:  13:49:57

The dang 

mbanjo - Posted - 09/02/2013:  15:48:31

Should I wear socks today....?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/02/2013:  20:37:50

It's impossible to fry an egg on a gas grill. DANG!!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/02/2013:  20:38:00

It's impossible to fry an egg on a gas grill. DANG!!

mbanjo - Posted - 09/03/2013:  17:08:44

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.............

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/03/2013:  18:25:29

Skunk Creek Vineyards brings together lucid Kool-Aid and a spineless cheeseburger finish in their 2012 Cabernet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2013:  10:49:02

Hey!,,,,you shoulda seen what I seen!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 09/04/2013:  13:57:51

Really nice to have met you, we should do this again sometime.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2013:  20:01:47

I'm so sorry Lady,,we just don't have any more

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/04/2013:  20:22:36

Is that so ?

mbanjo - Posted - 09/04/2013:  20:30:50

Would you settle for a cold beer?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/04/2013:  20:47:18

who's buyin' 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2013:  05:25:24

Can we throw it to the dust
and let the rain settle it?

RandyZ - Posted - 09/05/2013:  12:44:15

her eyes sparkled from across the room. i knew i must meet her. the closer i got to her, the more i could see she had the look of disgust~

mbanjo - Posted - 09/05/2013:  14:25:07

My toenails could do with a trim

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2013:  04:50:25

Never get 6 lower/front teeth extracted at same time,,,,,,""OUCHIE""

mbanjo - Posted - 09/15/2013:  14:23:25

Its Monday here.....and heading your way

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2013:  02:38:35

I'm ready for some cool weather!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 09/16/2013:  15:31:46

Its so cold here that even the politicians have their hands in their own pockets for a change

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2013:  16:17:43

Don't go away mad,,in fact,,,I'd like for you to stay

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/17/2013:  05:33:20

Looks like I missed out on the muleshoe pitching contest in Muleshoe, Texas again this year.

MWBailey - Posted - 09/17/2013:  06:18:06

Does one have to pitch the mule along with the shoe?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2013:  12:55:43

If ever there was a time like the present,,It's right now!

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/17/2013:  17:31:41

I wish I had some bigger fish to fry.

Jim Yates - Posted - 09/17/2013:  18:12:22

I've got one grunch but the eggplant over there.