Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  20:40:07

No , it takes a button these days to push then they will respond

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  01:48:53

There's nobody around my neck of the woods smart enough to
push the button

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2015:  07:37:42

I found it. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  08:31:13

Stay away from toilet water

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  10:18:14

If you can't hit the high notes,,,pull your shorts up tighter

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2015:  12:44:52

It's a good thing if you hear the thunder. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  15:46:56

Don't offer a blind date your glasses

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:21:51

Don't expect to get paid anything around here!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:42:23

We will have to look into that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  05:05:46

What do you mean I can't go this time?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  18:12:19

what do you mean by that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  18:44:26

By that I mean don't that beat all, but don't be mean

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2015:  02:29:54

She is such a num-scul,neen-cum-pupe!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2015:  18:30:05

As happy as a cow with a hangover...

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2015:  04:30:01

That's not a noife,,this is a noife!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2015:  16:07:18

Who turned these camels loose in the nudist colony?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2015:  16:49:13

If I was gonna leave, why in hey did I come here!?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/08/2015:  18:09:29

did you hear my new song

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  02:12:02

It goes like this;;;

Um-pa,Um-pa, UGH-UGH-UGH
Gimmy another chug-a-lug

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  06:22:41

I was playing poker with myself yesterday and lost everything to me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  09:09:18

If you want to beat my butt,,you'll have to get in line.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:07:50

There's a certain satisfaction in accepting that I'm an idiot. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:16:08

Now you tell me!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:19:51

A village somewhere is looking for me. 

MWBailey - Posted - 09/09/2015:  14:04:22

If your underwear talks to you, you may have intelligent fleas.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/09/2015:  16:46:46

nothing makes sense anymore since I got out

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  19:13:00

I can't remember what time this month is yesterday after tomorrow evening.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/09/2015:  19:42:26

you got it as bad as I do

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2015:  03:04:21

Do we have those Southern Ohio Hillbilly Blues?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2015:  06:09:55

It was down at Old Joes Barroom 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2015:  08:26:16

Never go grocery shopping when you are hungry.
Eat a sandwich before you go.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2015:  12:05:05

I was thinking the same thing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2015:  13:04:20

When in doubt,,go ahead and do it anyway,,then you will know for sure

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/10/2015:  20:39:50

would you please repeat that

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2015:  03:15:12

Sure Thing,,,When in doubt,,go ahead and do it anyway,,then you will know for sure.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2015:  11:03:52

If that doesn't work,,,do it again.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/11/2015:  16:49:18

I'll never do there again

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2015:  01:38:58

you can't ski in the lake if there is no water
you can't go horse back riding if you only have a cow
and you can't play a banjo if you only have a fiddle
so go on back to bed

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2015:  02:47:08

These bridges aren't meant for walking,,but these boots are

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2015:  10:14:05

six of one,half dozen of another,plus one = a bakers dozen

dat - Posted - 09/12/2015:  10:31:31

bakers never could count

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2015:  16:50:55

There's one more thing you should know. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/12/2015:  16:52:56

You can't rain on that parade

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2015:  17:09:47

No, I'm not your father  

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2015:  18:04:29

after we went back there next week, we returned by the same route that we
didn't take after we got lost right where we knew where we were at.then we
stayed all night with Scaggs tomorrow so we went home yesterday before we
were late a month ago. now everything is not ok.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2015:  18:31:31

Now just hold on a minute. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2015:  03:33:45

Do you see that small building down at the end of the path?,,,,Well.that's it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2015:  04:23:16

I want my money back. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2015:  06:03:57

HEY!!,,HURRY UP in there!!!