banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2014:  05:19:22

Well,,If we do it that way it just might work

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2014:  06:26:22

My flying buttress has just flown.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2014:  07:21:01

The last time I woke up in this condition I turned down the volume.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2014:  08:20:03

I still don't get that whole chicken and egg thing.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/24/2014:  12:05:23

did you ever get in your car and turn it on and the radio is THIS LOUD????

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/24/2014:  13:37:38

WHAT???????

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2014:  15:29:05

I can't hear a thing they're saying. My hearing is shot from listening to the car radio too loud.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2014:  15:31:00

When you're on top of Clinch Mountain and look down,,,,,WOW!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2014:  15:34:13

That sure doesn't taste like whipped cream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2014:  16:50:26

When in doubt - DON'T !!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2014:  17:50:28

I only eat when I'm hungry. That's usually 3 times a day.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2014:  18:05:08

I'm on a seafood diet. If I see food I eat it. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2014:  20:28:37

I can't see my shoelaces anymore.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2014:  02:34:52

I felt so bad yesterday morning that even the sunrise hurt my head.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  02:42:59

Work is an occupational hazard.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2014:  04:28:13

Every Tuesday a troop of hissing opossums and six witches fiercely rattled the monstrous stinker with shakers.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  07:12:20

We seem to have come to an agreement of sorts.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/25/2014:  07:20:02

What if those voices that tell me I'm not in my right mind are lying?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  08:15:45

A raven was yelling at me this morning

RandyZ - Posted - 02/25/2014:  08:17:27

I dont mind being told what to do as long as i dont actually have to do it~

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  10:35:00

Sorry, the agreement we reached was to disagree.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2014:  11:39:13

The fish are biting,but not on my bait...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  11:44:47

The filament in the light bulb is incandescing with some very strange colors.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  13:13:14

That SOB made an off-colour remark

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2014:  14:15:11

Well yes officer,,I did have just 6 leeetle drinks,,,,,,,,to start with.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  14:57:04

He's got no sense of humor at all.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  15:49:47

Otis is hogging our jail cell

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  16:33:28

Wonder if it would taste as good if it was called Jim Daniels

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  16:47:28

They're coming to take me away!

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  16:51:17

double cheese in a cheese sandwifh still makes it a cheese sandwich

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2014:  16:53:38

My dog is plotting against me.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  17:01:24

no i dont' want to build a snow man...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2014:  20:46:01

These Keith tuners baffle me

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2014:  02:51:36

I wonder if I'll get in trouble for putting a steak in the juicer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2014:  03:23:00

Four times a day isn't to many times!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2014:  03:28:39

Yuck! Bears really do poop in the woods.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2014:  07:19:49

It wasn't my fault.This truck has a 28 speed transmission in it.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2014:  08:43:05

Well would you just look at what the dog threw up!

RandyZ - Posted - 02/26/2014:  10:53:10

ok....baloney....cottage cheese....smarties...slimjims....and a pencil. who wants to go camping?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2014:  11:59:18

Ah, new hiking boots.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2014:  13:34:30

This tailpiece is not lining up straight

FRAILER57 - Posted - 02/26/2014:  22:52:51

I can't find my hearing protection, so now I can't shoot my magnum recurve bow without flinching.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/27/2014:  04:00:55

neither rain nor sleet nor snow will keep me from lunch

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2014:  04:13:38

Yeah,,Having a great time. Wish you were here.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2014:  04:39:52

So many beers, so little time. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/27/2014:  05:31:09

Psst... hey buddy, ya wanna watch my watch self-wind itself?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2014:  06:52:45

There is something moving in the product drawer of my refrigerator. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2014:  08:01:12

This coffee sucks- I should've ordered the dark syrupy stuff

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2014:  08:35:52

Too much stuff, not enough space.