marshh - Posted - 03/21/2013:  16:37:16

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and my feet hurt.

marshh - Posted - 03/21/2013:  16:37:34

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and my feet hurt.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/21/2013:  18:34:11

Has the movie started yet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2013:  19:01:09

It's a bird,,,it's a plane,,,it's the duck

mbanjo - Posted - 03/21/2013:  19:29:49

There are only five days in a week if you don't count fridays and mondays.

jistgreg - Posted - 03/22/2013:  01:26:41

Satan unscrewed his horns and threw them away.

RandyZ - Posted - 03/22/2013:  09:55:39

someone told me that the werewolf in the movies was just a guy with fur glued on him......im so sad.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/22/2013:  12:06:59

Duke's regular mayonnaise is the only major mayonnaise on the market that contains no sugar.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2013:  13:00:03

humming bird's hum the same song all the time

mbanjo - Posted - 03/22/2013:  13:17:27

Shall we gather by the river....or would you rather go to the movies?

eljimb0 - Posted - 03/22/2013:  19:50:03

Is it colder in the winter, or on the farm?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/22/2013:  21:39:42

I don't think anyone will be able to afford to live in the future

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2013:  08:29:37

Can someone please explain to me everything that
needs explaining?

TonyS - Posted - 03/23/2013:  11:53:38

Waiting for something witty to say...

Waiting...

Na, got nothing.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/23/2013:  13:57:53

What's the pointless of all this commenting?

Bobshaw - Posted - 03/23/2013:  19:06:14

what? Ok? yeah!

Bobshaw - Posted - 03/23/2013:  19:07:06

what? Ok? yeah!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/23/2013:  19:14:42

Yeah.......No.......Wait...........uuuuuuuhh....Oh! I forgot!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/23/2013:  20:03:41

This incident will be overlooked.....but if you are ever caught again..........

eljimb0 - Posted - 03/24/2013:  13:29:08

.. Do I have to repeat myself?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/24/2013:  14:18:59

Have the elephants had their breakfast today?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2013:  14:38:09

My pappy gave me a paddling and said..Don't let me catch you doing that again..
I said..OK Dad,,I won't let you catch me..Then he paddled me again????

mbanjo - Posted - 03/24/2013:  15:25:46

I just worked out that next month I will be 25,550 days old....

jistgreg - Posted - 03/24/2013:  16:48:43

Chasing mice on a concrete floor, the cat wore his claws to nubs.

Edited by - jistgreg on 03/24/2013 16:49:57

mbanjo - Posted - 03/24/2013:  19:13:07

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

RandyZ - Posted - 03/25/2013:  06:55:54

notes from my garage: me- 1 mice- 0

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/25/2013:  07:21:58

I doubt if Poke-a-hauntus ever spelled her name the way I just did.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/25/2013:  11:01:32

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

RandyZ - Posted - 03/27/2013:  09:47:16

the less i know about me....the better i feel~

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/27/2013:  11:36:43

I almost never attempt to boil gasoline on the stove in the house.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/27/2013:  13:28:07

I want to live forever..............So far, so good.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2013:  15:00:42

I know a train came through here at least once
becaue here's its tracks

mbanjo - Posted - 03/28/2013:  15:25:55

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/29/2013:  13:20:42

Yes, I guess they oughta name a drink after you.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/29/2013:  13:33:43

I can't wait to get on the road again

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/30/2013:  05:28:17

My geranium is full of horses!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/30/2013:  12:22:05

Why is this bus stop in the middle of a railroad crossing?

jistgreg - Posted - 03/30/2013:  20:19:01

I picked up my hammer and completely flattened the tip of my phillips screwdriver.

mbanjo - Posted - 03/30/2013:  21:00:14

How come banks will only lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2013:  11:11:55

This very post will be the last one untill
someone else makes a post after me.

TonyS - Posted - 03/31/2013:  12:46:48

"You are my apricot, my only apricot"   doesn't sound right?

I should give up song writing and go for that parachute testing gig...

mbanjo - Posted - 03/31/2013:  14:42:50

There's a lot to be said about nothing

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2013:  07:04:40

Everytime I take a bite of lemon,,it's sour????

mbanjo - Posted - 04/01/2013:  12:30:32

wake up Maggie I think I've got something to say to you

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2013:  06:38:12

What time does the 10:05 L train come through here?

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/02/2013:  10:29:24

If you are ever out that way you ought to go and see my uncle's aunt farm.

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:32:16

Lend me your ears, and I will sing you a song

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/02/2013:  11:52:34

One thing you won't ever hear though is my uncle's aunt say,  "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:07:50

Nagging mothers become the best grandmothers