OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2020:  13:27:07

I have three kids and no money. Why couldn't I have no kids and three money?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2020:  14:34:00

Power up the carrot.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2020:  05:35:29

If you'll just calm down and listen

DC5 - Posted - 05/19/2020:  09:11:25

A four door grape.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2020:  13:53:44

Six bananas

DC5 - Posted - 05/20/2020:  05:34:18

Just a bit more than a handful.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2020:  07:09:53

On time for nothing

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2020:  03:47:17

Crafting a large mini hamster in red.

DC5 - Posted - 05/21/2020:  05:34:49

Just how big is a jumbo shrimp?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2020:  09:00:46

I never want to hear a pointless comment again

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2020:  17:15:18

The team was never helpful

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2020:  18:58:34

Gum and a 10 cent bucket.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2020:  20:24:52

I’ve used shoelaces without aglets

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2020:  04:41:08

No runs, no drips, no errors

DC5 - Posted - 05/22/2020:  05:33:02

Another day avoiding crowds.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2020:  10:07:57

We're very proud of you

DC5 - Posted - 05/23/2020:  05:45:20

Did I show up on the security cam?

deadwud - Posted - 05/23/2020:  06:00:49

You had the look of a man who was raised in a damp cave.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2020:  08:23:25

Requires no adhesive

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2020:  08:56:10

Just keep your distance, pal

deadwud - Posted - 05/23/2020:  09:29:34

I always get too much ketchup.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2020:  11:12:59

Better stand back, I don't know how big this thing will get

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2020:  04:05:50

Figured, but not duplicated by air.

DC5 - Posted - 05/24/2020:  05:24:03

I like the 20% oxygen mix better.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2020:  07:18:07

Could you hold it down a bit?

deadwud - Posted - 05/24/2020:  08:57:13

It's harder than it looks.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2020:  14:26:51

Looking for fake pees and hairy sponges.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  04:26:44

You smell different when you're awake

DC5 - Posted - 05/25/2020:  06:42:42

Haven't felt this good since the late 20th century.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  07:33:02

Exclusive!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2020:  07:47:54

These long weekends don’t pass muster in Canada

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2020:  12:44:00

I am already subscribed

DC5 - Posted - 05/26/2020:  05:18:07

mayonnaise, rope and a spatula

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2020:  06:37:25

Another case of self-cannibalization

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2020:  08:45:47

If I ever catch that virus I’m gonna lock it up in a cage

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2020:  16:22:29

Going down fast

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2020:  18:49:12

Down down and down for the up hill.

DC5 - Posted - 05/27/2020:  05:54:09

breakfast for dinner

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/27/2020:  09:32:56

If it wasn't for the wind ide be here.

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/27/2020:  09:34:01

Honey I'm just going for wan .

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/27/2020:  09:36:31

PLAIN TEXT FOR THE LOCALS.
RICH TEXT FOR THE WEALTHY.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2020:  16:56:48

You didn't submit your application in time

DC5 - Posted - 05/28/2020:  05:45:30

Arthritis has destroyed the spell check in my fingers.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2020:  10:40:39

In my humble opinion

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2020:  19:36:45

Driven for 4th and a nickle.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2020:  04:54:41

Bones for friends

DC5 - Posted - 05/30/2020:  05:53:07

Just waiting for the diner to open for my morning coffee.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2020:  05:59:43

There is one more step that needs to be completed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2020:  06:31:30

Jimmy’s Lunch is open on Sundays again