DC5 - Posted - 11/22/2021:  12:28:00

I've quit drinking 3 times today.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2021:  13:44:47

My mailbox is empty

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/22/2021:  14:12:50

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2021:  17:32:11

My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2021:  05:16:05

My Ouija board and Tarot cards disagree.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2021:  10:02:09

Frog parking only, all others will be toad

DC5 - Posted - 11/23/2021:  13:17:00

There's a reason old people have sex in the dark.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2021:  13:30:21

Boots are made for walking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/23/2021:  16:30:10

I’m going to need a little more to work with

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2021:  17:04:22

I may never understand

DC5 - Posted - 11/24/2021:  07:29:37

Righty tighty lefty loosey

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/24/2021:  08:40:11

Mondays are an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2021:  09:32:57

You’re holding the blueprints upside down

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/25/2021:  05:07:24

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

DC5 - Posted - 11/25/2021:  05:30:03

I have something to say, but I can't talk about it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2021:  05:48:17

Tater has a hurt paw

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2021:  09:03:37

Last year’s aglets are SSOOO passé

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2021:  10:11:44

Yes, I was napping

DC5 - Posted - 11/26/2021:  07:01:24

Some people should continue to wear masks whether there is a plague or not.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2021:  10:50:55

All deliveries in rear

DC5 - Posted - 11/26/2021:  12:05:29

Palindrome 21112

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/26/2021:  16:41:36

My Golden retriever is paranoid, he brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2021:  17:59:29

I remembered where I left my bicycle

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2021:  23:07:31

Yesterday’s memory lane is today’s nightmare

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2021:  02:56:07

There are several reasons

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2021:  05:03:30

So picture this, you're naked and hiding inside a refrigerator.

wrench13 - Posted - 11/27/2021:  05:22:20

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/27/2021:  06:53:24

How do you tell when your out of invisible ink?

DC5 - Posted - 11/27/2021:  07:39:09

I have pills for my cotton allergy, but I can't get them out of the bottle.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2021:  11:06:30

Can’t say that I do

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2021:  11:05:03

I think we should just all agree that I'm right.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2021:  12:18:20

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/28/2021:  17:26:44

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2021:  02:27:42

Yes it’s Monday

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2021:  05:57:24

Not in Japan.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/29/2021:  08:12:05

The postcard had a picture of earth on one side, on the reverse side it said; ”Wish you were here”

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2021:  09:54:11

The statement below is true

The statement above is false

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2021:  11:28:38

A fine day for a hanging

DC5 - Posted - 11/29/2021:  14:18:50

Is there a chocolate milky way made of dark matter?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2021:  14:28:56

Try plugging it in

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/29/2021:  14:47:21

Maybe we should just give it a whack with a hammer

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2021:  03:51:32

Okay, when I nod my head, hit it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2021:  04:37:14

Sorry about that

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2021:  05:06:42

Out of the fog, and into the smog.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2021:  10:58:12

Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2021:  13:12:42

Next month has a bunch of palindromes. 12-1-21, 12-2-21, 12-3-21, 12-4-21, 12-5-21, 12-6-21, 12-7-21, 12-8-21, 12-9-21, 12-11-21, 12-22-21

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2021:  13:41:07

Something like that really makes a guy wonder

Ken LeVan - Posted - 11/30/2021:  13:54:35

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Originally posted by DC5

Next month has a bunch of palindromes. 12-1-21, 12-2-21, 12-3-21, 12-4-21, 12-5-21, 12-6-21, 12-7-21, 12-8-21, 12-9-21, 12-11-21, 12-22-21

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At night if you have a tough time falling asleep, you can look at the digital clock and there are not only palindromes— 101, 111, 121, 131, 141, 151, 202, 212, 222 etc etc on and on, but sequences like 123, 135, 246, 359 etc etc—it puts you right to sleep trying to open your eye at the right time, and figure out what the next one will be to watch out for.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/30/2021:  14:05:12

Ken,
Just the thought of that puts me to sleep LOL