MWBailey - Posted - 06/11/2014:  15:23:18

Yee Haw! It's time to haul ass and chew rubber bands.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/11/2014:  15:38:42

No, n, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  17:34:15

With cauliflower ears, gin blossom nose and a dowagers hump, Eileen was no longer the belle of the ball.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/12/2014:  03:59:04

Chateau Cousteau intertwines sleep-inducing white pepper flavors and a filthy gingerbread essence in their 1995 Bordeaux.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2014:  06:37:50

The peasants are revolting. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  07:51:59

I shoulda stayed in Vegas

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2014:  07:55:17

She doesn't even know I exist. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2014:  08:50:30

Slow down and tell me,,start from the beginning

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2014:  08:56:56

Man these chicken wings are spicy!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  08:58:50

I wonder if the showers here are wet

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2014:  12:26:58

You see what happened officer? All at once my car went out
of control and went right on through the red light!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2014:  02:50:10

Why don't people swim when it's raining?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2014:  04:16:53

Now don't go gittin yer shorts all twisted up now!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2014:  05:48:45

The killer moth is a bad thing. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2014:  18:19:17

Lightning is both awesome and awful

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2014:  07:12:37

Brian Setzer and the Stray Cats don't jive well with Perry Como.........

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2014:  17:34:02

Maybe I'm not cut out to ride a skateboard. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2014:  19:03:35

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

MWBailey - Posted - 06/15/2014:  19:11:21

Unfortunately, I have a history of being human.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  03:55:30

We are taking your case under advisement. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2014:  03:59:03

Kielbasa and Spam Cake with a side of Mussel Tea.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  04:00:47

Time to make the donuts.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2014:  04:09:39

every time I put one foot in front of the other,,
they say I'm walking.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  05:08:24

Two ravens, six turkeys, a crow and a chickadee.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2014:  05:41:54

How many more days 'till Christmas?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2014:  07:39:47

Let us not forget, uh, er, mmmmmm, dang. Never mind.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/16/2014:  18:17:22

yabba dabba doo

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2014:  19:00:24

A ten- gallon hat on an empty head

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2014:  04:08:09

Blatherskites of the world unite!

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/17/2014:  17:33:16

Seven jumbo chowderheads.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2014:  17:54:26

Well roll me in molasses and throw me in with the chickens. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/18/2014:  17:13:36

Totally Terminal Termination

MWBailey - Posted - 06/18/2014:  19:12:49

Does your bedpost lose it's flavor on the chewing gum overnight?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2014:  21:38:28

Sixteen tons ,and whadda you get

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2014:  04:09:17

Undress for success. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2014:  05:39:25

Two's company,,three's one less than four.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2014:  06:29:21

The dog did my homework.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2014:  07:32:57

A mustache on a cabbage head I never seen before

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2014:  07:53:06

You're going to make me lonesome when you go.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2014:  18:41:49

I'll never get over you......., so you answer the phone

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/19/2014:  21:27:07

Over the fence, to the cows, we throw th' hay

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2014:  03:48:06

We throw th' hay, to the cows,over the fence

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2014:  04:53:14

This is my 39,000th post, I need to get a life.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2014:  15:55:42

Don't go away mad,,,stay here untill you cool down a bit

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2014:  17:20:14

Don't go away mad, just go away.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2014:  20:45:55

Don't get mad,just get even

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/21/2014:  03:09:28

You had better think twice before you do that

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/21/2014:  03:40:13

Fermented Mystery Meat Souffle

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2014:  04:22:16

I just found half a worm in my apple.