banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2013:  17:47:49

the state of Utah is out there too

mbanjo - Posted - 07/01/2013:  18:51:53

Sgt peppers band have lonely hearts

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2013:  19:26:05

I'm a level 5 Cow, in ape-world! I've got a magic fan and everything!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/01/2013:  21:45:04

Not everybody owns a siberian tiger

Kallesandria - Posted - 07/01/2013:  21:50:30

Maybe I could play the blues better if my guitar was blue.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/02/2013:  00:05:37

July is Hot Dog month.....in july dogs get very hot

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2013:  03:14:15

But I only have 6 guitars,,,OH PLEASE,,,Just one more???

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2013:  03:45:00

Impossibly-shaped toilet seats.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/02/2013:  13:25:50

My doctor said I have to begin exercising today......I'll begin by stretching the truth a little

Kallesandria - Posted - 07/02/2013:  14:50:02

My latest exercise is jumping to conclusions.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2013:  15:01:40

The money is buried in an old buttermilk churn
out the lane under the 3rd tree on the left.Oh,,,NO!!
I forget which state that was in???

mbanjo - Posted - 07/02/2013:  15:12:46

One day this week is international forgetfullness day.........I've forgotten which day it is

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2013:  02:39:11

I'm going down on the corner and watch the girls go by.

RandyZ - Posted - 07/03/2013:  08:20:57

at sometime....someone actually said to Bob Dylan : man, you play the harmonica really good !

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2013:  18:47:44

Never listen to a drama king expound on anything

mbanjo - Posted - 07/03/2013:  19:36:25

A banjo players life is a lonely one sometimes....

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2013:  07:22:19

only one eyed dogs with bic pens and snail shells offer enough,,,,whatever

mbanjo - Posted - 07/04/2013:  14:15:52

Has the band arrived yet?

Alaina - Posted - 07/04/2013:  21:00:37

Chinese fireworks on an American holiday

mbanjo - Posted - 07/04/2013:  22:59:34

Hope you all had a great day...........

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2013:  02:25:15

Chinese everything on any American day

Alaina - Posted - 07/05/2013:  09:45:11

Hey now, Deering banjos aren't Chinese ;P

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2013:  10:47:56

The good ones are

mbanjo - Posted - 07/05/2013:  13:34:39

Today is 'feed a duck day'....where is he?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2013:  15:18:52

Just found out that every drop of water in my
swimming pool is wet!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/05/2013:  15:43:52

Are you sorry we drifted apart?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2013:  03:00:51

Beetles and spiders in the downspout,,,
Oh well,,the rain barrel will catch them

mbanjo - Posted - 07/06/2013:  12:45:30

Always make sure that your piccolo is well polished......

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2013:  13:43:28

Just how crooked was the crooked man?

mbanjo - Posted - 07/06/2013:  14:31:57

I want my tombstone to say 'dont just stand there...water my flowers'

RB-1 - Posted - 07/06/2013:  17:10:35

Don't give up what you can hand down.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/06/2013:  17:17:32

Don't worry I've called for an ambulance.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2013:  03:50:06

I am 73 years old, Had a blind date last week with a 23 year old. Three days later I got a package
in mail,It was a bottle of Hadacol and a note that said get well soon.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/07/2013:  13:53:03

Only another 19,354 days to go.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2013:  15:54:47

I've often wondered about some things,,,
But that's neither here nor there

mbanjo - Posted - 07/07/2013:  16:42:07

Gimme a coffee and nobody gets hurt !

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2013:  07:28:51

I have some money burning a hole in my pocket,,,
I hope I don't lose it.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/08/2013:  20:38:58

Is dinner ready yet ?

RandyZ - Posted - 07/09/2013:  12:21:57

i wonder if the guy who invented thye accordian....looked at a piano and said: 'man, if that thing wasnt so big,id love to slap some bellows on it'.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2013:  12:42:32

Yes,,you may come in if you promise to not
touch my ringdangdoo.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/09/2013:  13:11:50

if anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice. They're lying

FRAILER57 - Posted - 07/09/2013:  21:32:05

I'm having a sudden case of eye trouble. I just can't see going into work tomorrow. 

mbanjo - Posted - 07/09/2013:  22:16:07

I used to be schizophrenic........but we’re both ok now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2013:  05:07:18

Gloom,dispair, and agony on all banjo pickers.
that's the best I can come up with right now.

mbanjo - Posted - 07/10/2013:  14:01:23

I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'

swamplunker - Posted - 07/10/2013:  15:28:28

I thought there would never be a more pointless comment than "Sh__ happens" Until they came up with , "It is what it is"--- No, really? I thought it was something else!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/10/2013:  16:00:55

BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2013:  05:26:25

Once upon a time ago,there was this girl.
I think she's still around town somewhere,,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 07/11/2013:  14:10:08

Beer & whiskey should be free.....