banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2013:  18:45:53

I'm working on an invention that will run batteries up instead of down
I'm calling it a charger,,,,

TonyS - Posted - 10/26/2013:  14:20:33

Now I can't find my recapceilateror!

mbanjo - Posted - 10/26/2013:  14:33:41

I've just discovered a cure for discovering things

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2013:  03:47:51

This whole thing seems wrong.Like why is my
left shoe on my right foot?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2013:  21:51:07

That's somethin' I can't wait to see happen in reverse.

mbanjo - Posted - 10/27/2013:  23:07:05

I've just discovered a cure for people who keep discovering things

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2013:  02:47:23

Of course I can play guitar,,I've done it on
two other occasions

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/28/2013:  06:15:43

I love watching the sunset come back up in the mornings.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2013:  08:05:47

If I could travel in a westerly direction fast enough,catching up with the sunrise,
and doing this continually, day after day, after day,,,,Would I then be traveling back
in time?

RandyZ - Posted - 10/28/2013:  12:52:28

i went to kalamazoo, MI.....Elvis isnt there.....i think

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2013:  14:31:59

I wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary while pickin my gee-tar.
Then POP/TWANG,,,broke a string,,,,,,,,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 10/31/2013:  08:30:18

i think it would be cool if'n when you see someone really cute...your eyeballs would pop out like in the cartoons ~

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2013:  09:26:04

If I ever get out of this traffic jam,I'm gonna hammer down to
30 MPH,and I ain't slowin down for nothin!!!

RandyZ - Posted - 10/31/2013:  11:32:55

with just the right amount of prep time....i can be really spontaneous~

HoboDax - Posted - 10/31/2013:  13:36:29

two way mirror, seems to still be one way for me over here copper

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2013:  16:39:42

No one ever knocks at my door. But if they did, I'd say; "JUST A MINUTE"

TonyS - Posted - 11/03/2013:  15:23:13

If you watch The Godfather backwards, they turn out to be a nice poor family......

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2013:  02:52:22

And then all at once,,,there it was,,not 3 feet from me,,,saying Uuu Eee Uu Aw Aw Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

RandyZ - Posted - 11/05/2013:  12:07:22

i went to haunted house on halloween night....a zombie character screamed in my face. she had the mintiest breath ever~

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2013:  14:13:44

Don't be so quick to judge,,,,you might be next,,,,,,,,

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/05/2013:  14:42:42

Yeah, he's the guy your mama warned you about.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/05/2013:  20:27:56

Ijust jacked up my truck, and rolled the flat side of my tireup on top, but when i let it back down, it moved back down to the bottom.Why did it do that?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2013:  19:46:42

If you don't have a compass,just keep your back to the south
and you'll be facing north.It works at night too.

RandyZ - Posted - 11/07/2013:  10:08:09

if youre a guy....at some point in your life, you will look under the skirt of a barbie-doll~

roxygrl - Posted - 11/07/2013:  10:56:52

"Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age". ~{ Dr Seuss} 'Theodor Seuss Geisel' ~ 'Dartmouth College,' graduated in1925...{ happily, nothing has changed in the last 88 years!..

mbanjo - Posted - 11/07/2013:  11:28:20

quote:

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Originally posted by randyz714

if youre a guy....at some point in your life, you will look under the skirt of a barbie-doll~

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banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2013:  08:20:54

And then all at once,,,BOOM<Not to mention RUMBLE and ROAR,,,,,Man,,that was something!!

roxygrl - Posted - 11/08/2013:  11:09:47

Ah, what a beautiful dream! You know, It would be catastrophic if harm were to befall this Serene Scene...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2013:  12:14:24

Dad,,I'm so sorry the barn burned down.But no one ever
told me to not smoke in the hay mow.

RandyZ - Posted - 11/08/2013:  12:49:32

A: here, smoke this.............. B: what is it? A. i dont know, what were we talking about?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2013:  19:40:30

But then, on the other hand,,,Uuuum,,would that be the
right or the left hand?

jistgreg - Posted - 11/09/2013:  04:37:39

If "stress" is bad, why isn't "distress" good? 

roxygrl - Posted - 11/09/2013:  05:16:50

maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read..

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2013:  05:54:20

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts,

roxygrl - Posted - 11/09/2013:  13:48:15

All right! don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts...

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/09/2013:  13:59:56

Tums for the tummy.

J e f f - Posted - 11/09/2013:  14:44:42

Please put it in the coconut.

J e f f - Posted - 11/09/2013:  14:49:33

How about my toupee?

J e f f - Posted - 11/09/2013:  14:50:12

I'll have to think about that one.

roxygrl - Posted - 11/09/2013:  14:55:26

sorry, kid. I ain't your Mama!..

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2013:  19:38:01

When time flys,,,where does it go?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/09/2013:  20:49:29

Who's turn is it to cook Dinner?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/09/2013:  20:56:01

Sometimes a song i'm playing gets stuck in my head. It won't leave me alone. When i've had enough of it, i go into the back room,and play it  in reverse over and over again until it cancels itself out. Aint that a kick in the pants?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2013:  03:40:43

Some of us need a head Dr. but we don't know it yet

jistgreg - Posted - 11/11/2013:  04:02:53

It was a WOODCHUCK, not a GROUNDHOG! 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2013:  06:46:11

The real difference between male and female is authority,,,,

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/11/2013:  07:06:49

I don't do much tip-toein' around anymore because I can't make up my mind if I'd rather be quieter or taller.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2013:  09:05:31

If men understood women and all their ways,,
we still wouldn't know what to do with what we knew.

roxygrl - Posted - 11/11/2013:  09:17:00

And it hasn't been the same without you,...although it's been eerily similar...