banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2016:  08:55:48

AWW,,that was nothing..Here..hold my beer and watch this.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  14:36:14

And now for a word from our sponsors.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2016:  16:01:37

Poor losers better stay out of New Hampshire

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:19:23

I'll be happy when it's over. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:54:53

Don't go down with the ship,,,that's stupid.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2016:  06:56:03

Walking the plank is not a nautical term?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  10:38:16

The cake had slowly dissolved into an unrecognizable lump after Jimmy Webb carelessly left it out in the rain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  03:41:10

All of the bad chickens that don't lay eggs go to the Campbell Soup factory,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  05:30:21

If that was your best shot, you better go home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  06:24:46

They put a hiking trail beside the skeet shooting range

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  07:17:55

We've muted you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  07:57:51

Turn it on,turn it up and turn me loose

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  08:30:02

Now, what to have for lunch?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  09:00:43

Don't call me because I won't be home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  09:35:29

The key's in the mailbox, come on in

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  10:55:06

Welcome to voice mail roulette - am I screening calls or really not home. You'll only find out if you leave a message at the tone and I pick up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  11:15:36

I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to earth and I found it

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  17:45:30

I'm not sure if that's a stalagmite or a stalactite. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  22:20:11

Coyote fans have fun

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  03:00:06

I am just plain flabbergasted. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  04:13:44

I'm on the lesser end of the spectrum with only $974,000,000
so I'm sorry I can't buy any of your Girl Scout Cookies..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  06:26:09

How can the snow be falling down and piling up at the same time?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  08:40:43

Jump off the roof and you will find out

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  10:51:17

I took a leap of faith once and twisted my ankle. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  11:03:45

You have to learn how to land before you leap

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2016:  11:54:04

I ended up in a big pickle one time

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  12:01:55

I've been getting most of my exercise jumping to conclusions. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  12:35:03

Excuse me Lady,,Did you know your stockings seams are straight?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  05:17:05

I laughed so hard, tears were running down my leg. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2016:  08:38:07

I'm looking for a co-pilot to help me fly a B-29 to California
( no questions asked )!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  08:43:17

Another day with no sign of Big Foot 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2016:  09:44:35

Big balls in Cowtown tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  10:07:47

This will definitely piss him off. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2016:  10:34:57

Well Dang it all,,we don't have to tell him today do we?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  10:50:33

And the Bruins win with a penalty shot in overtime. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2016:  11:13:58

Rattle snakes do the most un-predictable things

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  12:32:06

I was talking to myself but didn't understand a word I was saying. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2016:  12:50:41

O yeah...Bill was looking for a green monster in the Gahden

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/07/2016 12:51:06

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  18:57:04

That's an interesting fashion choice. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2016:  04:38:30

Please Lady,,slow down and let me catch you,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2016:  07:11:25

How sad that your fancy car doesn't seem to have working directionals.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2016:  12:22:35

Dang,,these airplane tires will not fit on my Buick,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2016:  15:47:16

There are two more reasons. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2016:  17:49:04

The guy said the girl ain't real and I better get the "pfft" on my way

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2016:  03:35:12

I can't talk right now, I'm waiting for Publishers Clearing House to show up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2016:  03:50:17

I'll be hob knobbing with Marty Stuart on Feb.27th at a private party.
YAAA_HOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2016:  03:51:16

This isn't the last you'll hear about this. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2016:  09:24:07

Marty has extra B strings

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2016:  11:27:12

Bill said he has extra G strings