OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2016:  09:59:05

The peanuts are complimentary.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2016:  12:26:30

She said she would show up at 10:00 PM

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  03:41:28

I hated the third grade, it was the longest three years of my life. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  04:17:08

I was there long enough to date the teacher

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  04:29:01

I want a job on a date farm

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  05:01:13

It is illegal in Florida to sing in public while wearing a bathing suit. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  06:41:41

If you come to Florida and DON'T sing,,,they will
put you under the jail

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  09:45:55

Jail in Florida means you can escape through a sinkhole

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  10:34:55

Be careful not to step in the rhino poop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:10:01

It's poop no matter if you spell it backwards

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  13:19:24

Goin' fishing for some bass ackwards

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:16:32

This sure beats swinging on the grape vines

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:53:08

Stand back, I have everything under control

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2016:  16:54:47

Hockey game breaking out in Chicago

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2016:  18:02:18

There is no time like the present,,,,see there,it's gone

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2016:  08:38:08

I out pants on to be decent but it was hot so I took them off. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2016:  10:10:59

I'm not sure this bologna is fresh..Here,check it out

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2016:  10:32:03

Green eggs and ham are sickening

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/13/2016:  05:31:21

A farting monkey is like a summer breeze.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2016:  03:28:21

I thought I was the baddest man alive until the real baddest man kicked my ass. 

J e f f - Posted - 03/14/2016:  15:01:13

Una Paloma Blanca

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2016:  15:53:07

La premiere etoile- Pierre LePuque

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2016:  17:38:44

Is that a fact

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2016:  22:36:02

If I was gonna leave, why did I come here?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2016:  03:34:21

He was a very quiet man. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2016:  15:46:33

He put that 283 in low gear,run the RPM up to about 5000,popped the clutch
and CLANG,BAM,RATTLE,and it coasted to a stop not 50 feet from the starting line.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2016:  03:31:25

24 minutes until the sun comes up. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2016:  04:27:14

Utter nonsense is running away.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2016:  07:42:36

No one knows - it's never been done

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2016:  03:31:13

And now for a word from our Irish representatives. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2016:  09:18:41

Where's the GREEN beer laddie?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2016:  20:43:35

I don't have a stand to leg on

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  03:38:33

Don't let sheer stupidity stop you. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2016:  04:07:35

Passion or serendipity is still not very coherent.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  04:09:17

I hope the corners aren't square on the next go round..

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  05:28:48

Tires are overrated

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  07:19:24

Of all the people I've ever met, you are most definitely one of them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  10:14:19

Only the lonely get lonely

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  13:14:14

We were going to leave it up to you, but now you don't have any choice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  14:55:05

You asked why would I want to do that?? Because I can.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  14:57:19

He used to have a nose for business

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  18:36:29

I was just attacked by a dust kitty. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  02:30:22

You play the WHAT!!??

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2016:  05:43:33

It's all only make-believe

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:14:07

I wish someone could explain why daylight savings is such a good idea. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2016:  07:48:06

Who ever said it was a good idea?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2016:  18:57:38

I stopped counting at 125. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  00:39:56

I can't remember how I got here

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2016:  04:46:22

The flow of quizzes shoots pineapples with a banana.