DC5 - Posted - 07/01/2017:  06:17:23

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2017:  06:27:56

Was the gun loaded when you shot the deer?

DC5 - Posted - 07/02/2017:  08:05:27

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

 

Was the gun loaded when you shot the deer?

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No, but I was.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2017:  09:40:15

Keep the dirty side down

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/03/2017 09:40:44

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2017:  15:35:03

I don't care about all that mess.Just go do it!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2017:  03:42:27

What a mess

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2017:  05:09:53

Giving up is when you don't care anymore,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2017:  08:00:26

Computers in trucks used to be weird

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2017:  16:21:39

I really hate changing air in my pick-up truck tires

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2017:  15:00:55

If you see him, do not approach him. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2017:  18:55:16

Well you see,there was this 7 foot tall cow with a midget on its back and
that's about all there is to it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2017:  02:26:32

Yes, the sun is out but you can't see it because of all the clouds

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2017:  03:02:50

I took the 5th string off my banjo and now it doesn't sound right.

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2017:  15:17:33

There's no bones in vanilla ice cream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2017:  17:12:38

My shoelaces are getting sunburnt

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  03:09:47

OUCH!! The noise of the sunrise is hurting my head!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2017:  03:38:11

I'm wandering aimlessly to a different drummer. 

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  05:01:24

I'm an individualist, just like everybody else.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  06:00:14

It's a shame that we all know what we are.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  06:09:37

When I grow up I want to be an adult

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  07:55:25

You wanna run that by me one more time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2017:  13:13:45

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/07/2017:  14:48:47

why do planes only fly in the air?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2017:  14:54:12

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  02:16:53

I've never seen such a silly banana festival as that one was.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2017:  03:30:39

You'll have to speak up, I have a banana in my ear. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  04:30:01

you should have seen the muzzle blast in the dark!!

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2017:  05:58:59

Looking for a used piano capo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  06:35:27

If you played spoons in an all jug band, then it wasn't an all jug band...

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2017:  07:04:34

She looked better in the rearview mirror

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2017:  13:04:43

The only way to tell is to just go ahead and look

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2017:  06:41:32

Temporary solutions for permanent problems. 

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2017:  09:48:41

I'm going to sit in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2017:  13:29:08

There won't be any more bread if you don't go to work.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  02:33:33

No word on any arrests 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2017:  04:27:35

I saw seven in one field and twelve in another.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  07:33:37

Your order is ready for pickup but you're not going to like it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2017:  08:51:21

BYOB= Bring Your Own Babe

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2017:  11:22:44

Nail your shoes to the kitchen floor

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2017:  11:31:06

My tongue is tired.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  02:41:09

Just step back and take another look at her.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  02:52:57

The ants did it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  04:32:37

Well,just call her and explain why you had 3 women on the same date.

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  05:01:57

If I was wearing a condom, technically I never touched her.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  05:32:15

If you have shrubbery growing out of your butt you're probably eating too much fiber.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  06:25:33

Let's just throw in the towel on this one

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2017:  07:46:35

That's a pretty big needle you're holding Doctor Johnson.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  09:13:43

A rolling stone gathers no moss,,,but who wants to be mossy?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2017:  12:01:29

Just cuz they jumped in the lake doesn't mean you have to