chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2017:  20:09:15

Don't tell me how the story ends

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2017:  02:53:39

SO!,, You're the milkman??

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  04:22:30

Yes, my shirt is whiter, but it used to be red. 

DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2017:  06:37:04

Has anyone seen my elephant?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2017:  06:45:51

The pachyderm repellent appears to be working.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2017:  14:31:52

I turned my guitar amp up and it's still to loud???

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2017:  15:09:58

The clothes are dry. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2017:  19:00:51

So now it's a never-ending tale of woe

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  02:29:33

Let me recommend an attorney. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2017:  04:14:09

never go down a dark ally alone..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  04:24:49

Mulching lawnmowers and toads are a messy combination.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  06:12:14

Tomorrow never comes

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2017:  08:09:40

Actually I'm still here

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  10:47:25

You are carrying this nesting instinct thing way too far.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2017:  12:57:22

Old worn-out suit and clothes,,I don't pay no union dues

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2017:  19:00:26

Those need to be seen. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2017:  06:05:28

Well Gee Whiz,,tell her to hit the road!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  10:43:36

Why the hell would someone leave the cake out in the rain?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2017:  12:29:16

No,,I think I'll take the train this time.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2017:  13:25:38

It's that steady drip, drip, drip that I find so annoying.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2017:  23:16:51

I'm gonna ask for danger pay

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2017:  02:44:33

Waffles are an interesting fashion accessory. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2017:  07:08:02

How do you play 3rd Man Theme with only 2 musicians?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2017:  10:36:37

Shovel in a little more coal

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2017:  13:38:03

Let's talk about the circle of fifths.

DC5 - Posted - 05/10/2017:  14:26:12

I'm sharpening my banjo for a duel.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2017:  23:53:47

My tailpiece is aching

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  02:54:54

Doesn't want to talk about his tail piece. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:41:15

He can't remember all these human games

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/11/2017 09:41:46

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:47:48

Never mind,,just shut up and fish!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2017:  09:58:45

It's against the law to hunt camels in Arizona

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  14:07:55

Ice cream does not have bones.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2017:  15:19:28

4 million times 837 is a lot of peaches

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2017:  15:59:20

I think this fake ice cream came from cows born through artificial insemination

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  02:49:56

I think he's just pretending to be asleep. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2017:  03:20:40

Golly,,that's easy for you to say

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  04:34:58

This is a strong cup of coffee - my spoon is stuck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:19:35

blue jays rising out of the ashes

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  09:52:43

For a comedian, you sure aren't very funny.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:44:15

They shoot horses don't they

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  13:47:31

I wonder how that mouse got in there.

DC5 - Posted - 05/12/2017:  14:10:39

You don't sweat much, for a fat chick.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2017:  18:37:49

You're about to see my mood ring change colors. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2017:  07:26:51

My ship finally came in,,,,WOW,,what a wreck!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2017:  19:29:00

Let's drink a toast to that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2017:  04:15:17

What if Billy dies with his boots on?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2017:  16:56:23

I'd slap you silly, but it would be a waste of time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2017:  17:15:45

She looks like a million dollars,,,,,,,,,,,,,whatever that looks like.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2017:  17:41:50

All wrinkled and green.