banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2017:  03:21:51

What do you mean Nixon's not still in office????

DC5 - Posted - 10/15/2017:  04:43:54

Started college in 1970, graduated in 1987. No one told me that the war ended.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2017:  05:33:48

Keep an eye peeled for moose,,for the next 720 miles

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2017:  06:28:38

There was a time when everybody wanted some

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2017:  03:19:04

We’re confiscating your drone.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2017:  04:47:44

We're not interested in any foreign property loan

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2017:  13:34:47

Tha's a cold wind up yer kilt!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2017:  14:06:12

There’s no Santa Claus

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2017:  14:14:46

I don't want to listen to your whining any more.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2017:  04:02:32

"Do yo swear to tell the truth,the whole truth,nothing but",,,,,Oh just forget
it.Everyone knows you're a habitual liar anyway..Take the stand!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  07:24:07

I'm encouraging you to apply for a different position.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2017:  10:11:59

Just take the high road

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2017:  13:55:14

What is that ungodly smell

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  17:45:22

What are you doing?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2017:  04:59:39

You can't ride in a covered wagon if it's uncovered..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2017:  07:41:35

You can’t ride in a convertible with her top up

DC5 - Posted - 10/18/2017:  13:37:34

Why couldn't we know then what we know now?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2017:  18:17:36

Spare the whip and spoil my fun.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2017:  04:25:56

Stop peaking thru the key hole and go on in...

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  05:30:21

My shoelaces are cold

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2017:  05:48:20

I called in sick today because of an eye problem. I just can't see myself at work.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2017:  13:44:57

There'll never be another day like today

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  13:47:46

I’m staying home to bring back yesteryear

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  13:54:29

Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a ... nope, I guess it's a bird.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2017:  14:37:58

Like it or not, here it comes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2017:  05:08:29

You don't have to wait till Sunday to go to the ice cream parlor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2017:  06:45:11

My shoelaces double as tourniquets

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2017:  08:34:05

Be careful when walking barefooted in Florida

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2017:  10:43:15

Nice melons!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2017:  05:05:57

You need you seat that mini-ball in the barrel real good.

DC5 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  05:42:01

The older I get, the better I used to be.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2017:  07:34:28

now that there isn't right here.....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2017:  19:55:19

I am not a rutabaga

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:48:54

Verlander might beanball Dodgers

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/21/2017 20:53:04

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2017:  04:15:29

Oh Yes,It's true,,Rip Van Winkle finally woke up.....

DC5 - Posted - 10/22/2017:  06:18:00

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2017:  03:25:27

I thought that one up all by myself.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2017:  04:08:47

Don't let me catch you doing that again,,you hear me boy!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2017:  08:11:28

Never heard of any Billy in the Lowground

DC5 - Posted - 10/23/2017:  09:46:00

Why don't you kids go out and play in heavy traffic?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2017:  17:35:37

An anagram of "A stripteaser" is "Attire sparse"

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2017:  04:22:31

There is no hay in the mow,no corn in the crib,no pig in the pen,no cow in
the pasture,no horse in the corral,no chicken in the coop,,,and everybody
loves me so I'm going to take me a nap..

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2017:  06:00:09

An anagram of "Muttering" is "Emit Grunt"

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2017:  11:47:30

You can tell’em I’m the boy that left his hammer smokin’ where he beat that steam drill down

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2017:  12:08:42

Walk on boy,,walk on down the road

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2017:  13:18:18

That was another idea that sounded better in theory than it turned out in practice.

DC5 - Posted - 10/24/2017:  13:38:44

Motel backwards is letom (let em)

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2017:  13:46:03

If you don't think it's deep enough just make it deeper

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2017:  15:25:33

Let me know when you hit rock bottom.