Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  14:48:19

Don’t mind if I do

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2022:  03:26:05

Time for the pesticides

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  05:35:15

I don’t have time to explain, we need to go

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2022:  06:00:28

Try not to eat kale before bedtime

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  08:21:20

I don’t mind eating kale, it’s the taste I hate

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  03:27:10

Your cough is getting better, have another cigarette

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  04:40:26

A little mold won’t hurt you, just scrape it off before you eat the cheese

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  07:45:22

Don’t bother with the shoelace issue today

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  09:01:49

It would help if could clarify the issue

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  14:44:28

I just found a gray pubic hair which normally wouldn’t bother me but it was in my Big Mac

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  16:28:15

I’ll be eating mackerel from now on

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  18:00:37

Excuse me, I have to go lie down and think about things

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  19:22:34

Please tell me you don’t have a headache again

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  03:15:44

If I have to explain I couldn’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/11/2022:  07:29:43

Before I answer your question, I have something important to say

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  14:05:41

I’m still looking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/12/2022:  09:43:47

Sometimes, but only occasionally

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2022:  10:10:20

Today I saw a pink aglet

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2022:  18:03:03

My hobbies include drinking and hanging out with my parrot

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2022:  19:07:14

Don’t fret the 10th fret

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2022:  03:41:44

That’s what I thought

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/13/2022:  05:46:48

Give me one good reason

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2022:  07:08:19

Paperback novels that the drug stores used to sell

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2022:  16:04:08

Feeling pretty lazy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/14/2022:  15:44:35

We don’t allow slackers around here

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2022:  17:45:58

Hold on, if I’ve got a suppository in my ear, where the hell is my hearing aid?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/15/2022:  06:29:03

Doc, for all the good these suppositories did, I could have just as well shoved them up my A$$

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2022:  08:17:07

You never know when they’ll come dropping in

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2022:  18:42:43

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2022:  03:53:20

I’ll believe it when I see it

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2022:  06:27:14

The older I get, the earlier it gets late

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/16/2022:  08:38:42

Age is a high price to pay for maturity

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2022:  18:15:04

Phew, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2022:  03:59:23

Give the situation time to develop

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2022:  07:20:25

Only aglet repairmen can handle that

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2022:  07:37:50

The toy store keeps the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures in Aisle B, back

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2022:  14:57:38

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2022:  16:22:03

I’ll be coming back as a hip sax player

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2022:  17:43:01

Now that we’ve got that out of the way

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/18/2022:  06:31:50

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood all of these years

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2022:  03:56:07

It’s all about the details

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/19/2022:  09:20:28

I always cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2022:  11:37:38

Sorry, I wasn’t listening

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2022:  17:28:20

Leaf blowers suck

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2022:  17:46:49

The worm turns

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/20/2022:  05:15:36

Could it be that your just jealous?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2022:  07:57:21

My tailpipe’s dragging

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/20/2022:  12:24:49

I may be a fool, but I’m no dummy

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2022:  15:10:48

Feeling pressure? Eat some cookies because stressed spelled backwards is desserts