OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2022:  18:19:28

What’s that noise?

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/21/2022:  09:43:48

it wasn't very loud at all

Omeboy - Posted - 08/21/2022:  10:29:10

Griggity-groot !!! Griggity-groot !!! Griggity-groot !!! Griggity-groot !!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2022:  12:31:56

Does your mother know you have a man in the west

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/21/2022:  13:34:17

How long has this been goin’ on?

Omeboy - Posted - 08/21/2022:  13:50:23

My wife just left town with my best friend, Jim.
I don't miss her.................. but I sure miss him.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2022:  16:18:24

Take it from me

Omeboy - Posted - 08/21/2022:  18:02:43

Breaking news from the world of Science:
Researchers have taught several catfish to say "Me-ow."

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2022:  02:53:59

116611, palindromes rule!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/22/2022:  05:36:53

I thought that was rather obvious

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2022:  08:27:29

601 people can’t be wrong

Omeboy - Posted - 08/22/2022:  12:11:43

Adolescence is obviously not restricted to adolescents.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/22/2022 12:12:15

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2022:  16:37:03

Thank you for not laughing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/23/2022:  05:32:34

If you can’t be kind, at least be vague

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2022:  06:54:58

Take the money & run

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2022:  15:19:15

If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your BS

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/24/2022:  05:58:10

Are you trying to bribe me?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2022:  08:53:13

Not all questions need answers

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2022:  10:57:12

I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2022:  17:18:40

This is the best thing I’ve heard in at least six or seven minutes.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/24/2022:  19:11:37

Instant gratification takes too long

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2022:  03:21:31

The company that made yardsticks isn’t making them any longer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/25/2022:  04:54:48

Yesterday while I was playing in my fort, I realized I have a lot of growing up to do

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2022:  08:52:07

Foot long hot dogs have gone metric

Omeboy - Posted - 08/25/2022:  10:22:34

She was only a moon-shiner's daughter, but I loved her still.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/26/2022:  03:24:35

Get over it

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2022:  04:12:38

Sex over 60 can be exciting, you never know if it’s an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2022:  07:14:50

Turn on to tune in

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2022:  14:29:05

I’m thrilled to hear it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/26/2022:  19:12:42

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem, but they don’t really know me

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2022:  19:52:25

Never meet a woman in a strip joint

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2022:  03:37:36

Your picture fell down off the wall

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/27/2022:  06:46:24

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company

HarryHyde - Posted - 08/27/2022:  07:10:27

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2022:  07:14:45

Bafflegab and balderdash are verboten today

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2022:  08:36:07

There I go again

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/27/2022:  10:46:58

With six you get eggroll

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2022:  13:55:07

Six of one, a half dozen of the other

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/28/2022:  16:48:14

There’s no such thing as “fun for the whole family”

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2022:  18:23:16

Donna Reed wasn’t related to Jimmy Reed

bobhasawebsite - Posted - 08/28/2022:  18:29:34

The fastest man made object that wasn't designed as a spacecraft, was a manhole cover.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2022:  04:50:11

Don’t worry about it

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/29/2022:  11:09:36

Why is my glass always empty

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2022:  11:48:26

Before the crowbar was invented crows used to just drink at home

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2022:  12:32:03

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2022:  13:17:47

D’s became M’s with Chuck Ogsbury

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2022:  17:12:30

There is some controversy about that

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2022:  22:12:29

Only your proctologist knows for sure

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2022:  02:37:51

It’s time for me to go, the autumn moon lights my way