chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2015:  08:43:07

Well ,I woiked wit' draft hawses on 'bacca farms, but nevah bin 'round any mules

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2015:  15:11:48

These are the times they warned you about. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2015:  17:28:47

Political correctness is an oxymoron

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2015:  06:43:01

Forty Shades Of Green,,,,,,,,,,,Ireland

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2015:  03:58:47

When you go out to your car and it's been towed...

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2015:  04:06:48

When you get up and find a Dear John letter in the frying pan

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2015:  04:33:27

There's a snake in my boot!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2015:  15:44:22

Did you actually see one?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2015:  17:42:59

That pretty much sucked. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2015:  03:26:33

Oh yes,,coons,possums, and muskrats do that,,,and maybe
the mink too?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2015:  05:45:40

My aunt wore a mink stole...., or was it a stolen mink?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2015:  06:40:00

Never tell someone what you're going to do,,,especially in a fight.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2015:  14:04:19

Dang dog has been smoking my cigars again.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/13/2015:  15:57:18

Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2015:  08:29:18

I'm just going to go home and wait and hope it all works out. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2015:  09:13:55

The last time I came here I said I'd NEVER be back!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2015:  15:16:56

I like my coffee like my outlook on life, black and bitter. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2015:  02:53:48

Roll out the barrel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but make sure it's full of beer

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  03:42:47

There's no telling. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2015:  04:07:11

CLANG,CLANG,CLANG,,,,,,,,now I ask you,does that sound like a fire engine? I think not!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2015:  06:02:35

It's awfully quiet around here

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  09:32:58

We have decided not to renew your contract. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:05:44

Then pay me so I can go home

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:40:38

I don't know, it started out as a wart on my butt. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  04:33:46

If,ands,and butts ; coulda, shoulda, woulda ; sheesh...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  06:19:41

I am definitely not doing that again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  08:16:23

when in doubt of what to say,,let someone else speak

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  11:55:13

I ought to know better. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  12:17:50

You can give my other suit to the Salvation Army

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2015:  16:33:07

Undecided, undefined, undisturbed yet undermined.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2015:  03:33:19

Again, another amazingly alliterative announcement, and, as always, appreciated and applauded admiringly 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  09:50:07

"and anything else I leave behind"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2015:  15:04:15

I'll be as gone as a wild goose in winter

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  16:41:37

Over in England where it snows at the drop of a hat

pullnleather - Posted - 03/19/2015:  20:38:50

If you're gonna be dumb Ya gotta be tough

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/20/2015:  00:45:42

Acme Winery incorporates spineless vodka flavors and a embittered fluoride perfume in their 2011 Zinfandel.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  04:01:10

Waiter, there's soup on my fly!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2015:  06:48:30

I was at a revival meeting last week and the evangelist said."if you want to climb the ladder of success,
just look up and start walking".One of the men did that,,,,,fell in an open manhole and broke a leg?????

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2015:  07:53:01

Heard a pastor say from the pulpit ," WAKE UP!"

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:26:03

That will do donkey, that will do. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  02:28:40

A broom handle,a 15" tire rim,and a 35mm camera was on the front steps.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2015:  04:09:14

Slowly, light dawned over Marblehead

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  06:48:28

Well,,let me tell you something else that happened,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2015:  07:15:15

The Blue Jays skipper is married to a Marblehead gal

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  11:05:28

Then we left outta there like the devil himself was after us,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2015:  03:42:18

The sour cream is sort of fuzzy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2015:  14:13:17

GOT MILK?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2015:  16:03:55

Guys named "Woody" should have girlfriends named "Willow".

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2015:  17:43:06

I put my left shoe on my left foot..guess what,,it fit.