OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  06:04:21

There we are now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2014:  07:42:58

Nope,The only family that I remember living in the
old Fuller place was the Wilsons.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  08:55:18

You damn fool, you're in a balloon!

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/14/2014 08:55:28

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2014:  10:19:27

Did anyone milk the cow this morning?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  15:59:40

I know a guy who was put together wrong. His feet smell and his nose runs.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/14/2014:  16:02:47

A herd of ill partridges and eleven fearless frogs...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  16:08:17

Funny, it used to fit.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2014:  03:30:34

so,,what are you saying

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  04:21:20

Maybe you shouldn't have used permanent ink. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2014:  12:34:36

These guys should get their heads examined

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  14:06:06

Because I don't want to, that's why. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2014:  15:02:11

Will Sam and Harold be here for supper?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2014:  15:52:40

OK pal, it's me and you against the world

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  19:20:50

I fought the law and the law won. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2014:  04:09:54

Training fleas requires a lot of patience.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/16/2014:  04:46:16

Tom Hanks Saves Puppetry!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2014:  04:55:52

No strings attached. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2014:  06:19:05

There's no fleas at this flea market

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2014:  18:17:07

Rutabagas, peanut butter and a couple of  pounds of haggis. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2014:  02:29:21

WHAT!!! 35 fishing worms in the same can??
How will I know which one is which?

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/17/2014:  18:41:19

I put mine in alphabetical order and numbered the rest.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2014:  03:13:09

Scaggs is working on an invention to save ink,,,,

it's called a pencil.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 08/18/2014 03:13:56

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  04:34:00

About half the nails in that box have the heads on the wrong end.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2014:  06:44:25

Give them to your neighbor.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  07:15:37

That's right, his house is on the other side of the street.

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/18/2014:  07:21:26

If there's two sides to every story how many sides does a two story house have?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  08:24:23

A pretty woman caught my eye the other day. I had to chase her for a mile before she gave it back.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2014:  09:53:48

How many strings are on a six string guitar?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  10:28:03

Six of one and a half dozen of the other.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2014:  16:59:04

as you probably know already , I wrote a song once-

If I had shot her when I wanted to I would be out by now

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  17:15:54

We've only just begun and it's already not much fun.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2014:  17:51:49

you are doing the wrong thing

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2014:  17:59:31

He's not as tidy as I am. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2014:  18:16:45

he , who , and what does that mean

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2014:  02:56:48

Looks like another day in the hammock.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2014:  05:50:06

A&W root beer does NOT taste like chicken

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2014:  07:23:16

Nice tree

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2014:  14:36:51

All hands report to the reporting area to report to the reporting reporter
of any new reports that need to be reported.The reported reports shall be reported
to the reporting chief to be reported in his report.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2014:  15:30:50

My head hurts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2014:  03:49:40

She likes to hug me before I go to work.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2014:  04:39:54

I refuse to go back in there. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2014:  06:58:58

Bill,,six of one and half dozen of the other is twelve.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2014:  07:43:28

I run out of fingers and have to take off my shoes and socks to count that high. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2014:  08:02:18

Be careful when counting high....

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2014:  08:43:23

I've decided to sell my collection of antique proctology instruments. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2014:  12:11:59

Please don't tell her where I am

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2014:  16:27:51

1,183 days to go.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2014:  17:25:09

If you don't shoot first,,guess what?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/20/2014:  17:42:14

I can't believe what I'm hearing