TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2014:  12:45:13

Insane antelope with pots.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2014:  16:54:51

Whoa Nelly, time for a commercial. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:26:04

Any more boarding or speering and you're in the sin bin.

MWBailey - Posted - 05/31/2014:  19:51:41

Silly! There's no such thang as potalopes!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2014:  03:26:53

And the remainder of the wrestling team is grounded!

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/01/2014:  05:58:15

The sanctimoniousness of foresight is unorthodox in its cleverness.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2014:  15:15:10

What we need here is a ten cent beer and a five cent cigar

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  03:27:58

Can I borrow 15 cents?

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/02/2014:  07:29:06

Seems there is a shortage of gumption these days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2014:  09:07:37

I'll never smoke weed with Willy again!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  10:30:39

That is another one.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/02/2014:  16:46:11

You are too highly over qualified to be a mattress tester.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2014:  17:08:55

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  03:48:40

Well,,,I like her anyway,so there!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  04:47:53

Seventy four million, three hundred sixty nine thousand, five hundred and twelve to go.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/03/2014:  06:28:17

That's a lot of trips to the bathroom.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  06:39:23

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  17:55:32

So do old dogs

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  23:06:23

That's odd. I can't snap my fingers anymore,but i can still hambone. What's happenin' to me?

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 06/03/2014 23:07:41

ErikH - Posted - 06/04/2014:  02:23:23

Is it just me, or does it smell like the inside of my nose in here?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2014:  03:17:49

Hey!!!,,,That's an old B-52. WOW!!,,,,,,,What a sight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2014:  04:47:06

That's the last time I sleep under this bridge

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/04/2014:  04:58:41

Oyster perfume.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2014:  05:56:01

I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:06:20

Well,,are you gonna jump are not!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:32:49

It's a long way down.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  14:52:52

You got it all wrong,,you were supposed to jump up

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  21:09:28

The news is out ,all over town......

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2014:  04:54:42

that he jumped up
instead of down

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2014:  12:42:23

I'm not sure but I think it's tomorrow now.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  19:51:30

In my next life it's gonna be even more fun

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2014:  09:43:48

Broiled Sausage and Watermelon Fondue tossed with Chilled Cheese and Hazelnut

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2014:  17:16:04

Toasters and extension cords make interesting pool toys.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/08/2014:  10:55:48

A bewildered weasel with wheels.

TonyS - Posted - 06/08/2014:  11:54:11

I looked at my profile date - should be playing much better after all these years!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2014:  14:35:59

Just looked at my birth date- in dog years I'm dead

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2014:  03:08:55

I looked at my birth date too.Strange thing,,,I can't seem to remember it???

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2014:  05:48:05

Lumpy 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2014:  04:48:08

What year was the war of 1812 ?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2014:  04:48:09

What year was the war of 1812 ?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2014:  07:45:35

I wonder why so many famous people were born on holidays.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/10/2014:  12:06:41

What famous holidays are the most people born on?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2014:  12:31:37

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BigMonFan - Posted - 06/10/2014:  18:28:29

Are we supposed to sign on the dotted line?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2014:  20:04:06

Why all the questions? That's another game,ain't it? Now I'm do in' it...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  02:51:09

There's a distinct difference in the air this morning.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2014:  03:08:27

Who's turn is it to go to the barn
and wake up the animals?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  03:23:23

Cow tipping for fun and profit.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/11/2014:  10:00:16

That's all she wrote, Dear John, I sent your saddle home.

johnprine.bandcamp.com/track/j...ddle-home

Edited by - BigMonFan on 06/11/2014 10:02:54