chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2017:  06:36:48

Today is a brand new day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2017:  12:05:03

She's a married woman so you know she treats me right. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2017:  16:20:09

The number 37 comes just after 36 and just before 38

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  00:49:40

Don't count your hackens before they're chitched

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  02:57:30

6 was nervous because 7, 8, 9

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2017:  03:14:37

Who hid my tobacco plug?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  03:44:33

I'll have the octopus on a stick please. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2017:  08:06:09

Don't put that toothpaste back into the tube

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2017:  11:11:33

Not again!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2017:  14:28:37

She found half a worm in her apple

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  02:56:01

There will be snow for the evening commute. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  03:55:28

Just un-zip the zipper,take it out,do your "show and tell" and put it back..

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2017:  04:04:52

Boom clap, the sound of her thighs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  09:26:41

Bubbles are not desirable

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  12:08:53

You can't pay me enough.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  13:34:13

OK,I'll take the job but I want the $75,000 in advance

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  14:19:36

We could make it easy for you but we're not going to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  14:52:52

What doesn't make you stronger kills you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2017:  15:04:04

Start digging

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2017:  16:31:52

Why is it that things that are good for us taste bad?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2017:  20:44:05

So then the guy told me to eat s*+t

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2017:  07:34:36

And now Chuck feels better

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2017:  13:51:40

I just got taken down a peg.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2017:  16:01:30

Too many out of rhythm and out of tune

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/01/2017 16:02:15

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2017:  16:04:19

He bought a blacksmith shop and moved it home. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2017:  15:06:54

They're using me for a surf board

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2017:  15:18:52

It's 11:00 PM, do you know where your brain is?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2017:  15:46:36

Nail your shoes to the kitchen floor

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2017:  02:43:56

Please don't share any more cat videos. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2017:  03:11:23

I found fresh tire tracks at the cattle loading ramp..I suspect foul play.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2017:  03:38:44

The rhino repellent seems to be working.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2017:  05:50:10

never standup when you can sit down
never sit down when you can lay down

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2017:  09:37:12

Never lay down in a cow pasture

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2017:  11:00:36

It's tough to play "Who farted" when there are only two of you in the room.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2017:  11:07:13

When flatulating at Fenway Park, always turn around with a scowl and look at people behind you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  02:58:40

I found the missing link. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2017:  03:33:39

Your random comment has been rejected by the Random Comment Inspector team.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  05:11:02

I've signed an executive order banning your random comment. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2017:  05:39:31

Your random executive order was kicked out the door.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  07:32:02

I've got the Justice Department working on it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2017:  08:24:49

Justice Dept?? HA,HA,HA,HA,and HEE,HEE

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2017:  08:33:53

Sleeping in the sun. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2017:  13:00:48

AT&T?,,,Man you gotta be joking!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2017:  17:04:09

Never put your pants on one leg at a time

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2017:  18:37:24

Watch me jump over that really tall lady.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2017:  03:50:51

She wore ice skates to the basketball game!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2017:  04:27:05

When the siren sounds, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2017:  05:05:37

Random thoughts of the proletariat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2017:  05:10:47

If I think positive will the negative take care of itself?