banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2018:  02:51:28

A Cadillac,Buick,and Huffy bicycle were talking about the weather.

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2018:  05:41:03

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2018:  05:52:56

You need to move to someplace far away

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2018:  02:41:08

Have you EVER seen anything like that before

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2018:  12:56:59

You smell different when you're awake

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2018:  11:05:54

i'm glad the last train to Clarksville was on time

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2018:  12:15:40

If it takes 2,756 hummingbird skins to make a set of leggings for an elephant, a cranberry will have to fall 398 feet to split a shingle.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2018:  04:07:51

Sheba, sheba, scoobie, doobie...do!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2018:  13:17:51

I can name that tune in no notes

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2018:  14:54:49

Her hat was lazy and full...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2018:  19:49:09

Kuttke ===kerbleheimer====preretedble

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2018:  13:19:26

Home plate ate the chair.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2018:  03:30:32

Well isn’t that a poke in the eye?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2018:  03:56:48

My dog has fleas,,,,,,,,,go figure??

ltjgcag - Posted - 04/24/2018:  04:04:42

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2018:  04:05:11

The tire iron married the cucumber.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2018:  10:15:14

five (5) words doth not a novel make,Shakespeare

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2018:  12:41:26

Let me take care of that for you.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2018:  14:57:18

Order a knuckle movie on DVD now!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2018:  01:45:38

two gigs today,,one this evening.OOooo!!,,I'll never make it!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2018:  05:41:09

He always says nice things about you

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/26/2018:  18:40:54

Spam!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2018:  13:04:23

I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Pa Pa.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/27/2018:  16:58:27

Chubby moose.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2018:  19:32:48

I can't believe he ate the whole thing

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2018:  04:17:07

Life is like a box of tv remotes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2018:  07:11:33

Dirty socks make poor coffee filters

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2018:  17:57:33

Low hanging fruit was designed with comfort in mind.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2018:  18:04:46

Pull up a stump and sit a while.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/29/2018:  04:10:08

His pointed shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2018:  03:29:00

Reality isn’t what it seems

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2018:  15:30:50

things aren't few and far between,,,,,they're only getting smaller

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2018:  16:44:35

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2018:  03:53:34

The Fender Telecaster guitar is not for everyone.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2018:  07:04:34

Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/01/2018:  15:34:37

My stick broke.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  03:32:46

Rutabagas don’t get rabies

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2018:  09:48:44

please pull my finger

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  13:22:39

I've just seen a ghost

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2018:  15:40:40

No lemon, no melon.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  16:20:23

Mama said there'd be days like this but she never said there would be entire years.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2018:  18:55:57

Carry to the short barn.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2018:  03:17:50

It started out as a campfire

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2018:  07:30:48

Well officer it was like this,,He punched me so I picked him up and slammed
him to the ground,,,,,,,he never got up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2018:  08:26:21

I'm moving over to velcro - those darn shoelaces anyway......

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2018:  12:08:17

Careful, he's a trained killer

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2018:  13:44:35

186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2018:  03:34:01

Certainly you're free to go,,,,otherwise it's kidnapping

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2018:  08:04:02

Those aren't my keys