Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  16:30:59

But unfortunately they lost their tails to said carving knife

mbanjo - Posted - 04/29/2013:  18:20:51

Rats......!!!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2013:  02:24:42

only the index fingers are called index fingers

Alaina - Posted - 04/30/2013:  09:05:11

Nuts!

RandyZ - Posted - 04/30/2013:  11:46:35

wonder what the penalty is for not sharpening a guillotine blade right....

mbanjo - Posted - 04/30/2013:  12:36:51

Why don't people listen to anyone except when they make a mistake?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2013:  13:23:00

Every time it rains,the ground gets wet

mbanjo - Posted - 04/30/2013:  13:38:24

I won't do it again...can I come back inside?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2013:  02:20:10

They said it was the way of the warrior.
Which way is that?

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  08:51:03

But the voices TOLD me to do it!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2013:  09:16:31

Went to the county fair not long ago.
There was stuff there.

RandyZ - Posted - 05/01/2013:  12:07:05

some of my favorite smells....hyacinth, nitrous at the drag races, cut hay...

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  12:46:56

Ive got everything you need, satisfaction guaranteed

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  14:28:27

I don't do nothing! I convert oxygen into CO2

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:00:13

NZ shepherds song.......'there will never be another one like ewe'

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:03:29

sugar-free chocolate... That's just asking for a PO'ed woman

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:09:40

I like sandra bullock

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:10:23

I like Chris Pine

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:15:08

Sandra has a lake house...

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:17:23

It was Keanu Reeves's first!

(and Chris has blue eyes)

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:25:43

Sandra can drive a bus full of bombs.............also she has nice boobs

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:28:25

Keanu saved her and everyone else on that bus too!

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  15:34:16

She won't answer any of my emails.....

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  16:06:48

Is she back in rehab for 28 weeks learning that you have to keep a plant alive before getting a pet and eventually being in a relationship?

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  16:20:05

Minor setbacks........nothing to worry about:-)

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  16:36:21

Oh did the FBI need her to do another beauty pageant

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2013:  18:52:15

I'm not so bad as some people think I am.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  20:02:03

Where have I heard that before?

RandyZ - Posted - 05/02/2013:  12:29:52

shemp was good....but the 3 stooges wernt the same without curly~

mbanjo - Posted - 05/02/2013:  12:41:31

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/02/2013:  13:38:18

I sold all of my land mines

mbanjo - Posted - 05/02/2013:  13:51:28

A jar of cookies has no enemies

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/02/2013:  16:40:10

The jam session was very good last night.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/02/2013:  16:50:39

Another day older and deeper in the quagmire

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2013:  13:38:52

I used to play in bluegrass band for a living,,,danged near starved to death

mbanjo - Posted - 05/03/2013:  14:35:09

Which way is the nearest railroad station?

TonyS - Posted - 05/03/2013:  14:37:29

I would really like a salt lick for me in my living room, but people think that's weird!

mbanjo - Posted - 05/03/2013:  15:38:52

I parked my car next to another one in the carpark this morning

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2013:  16:31:55

We don't know if he'll ever be the same.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/03/2013:  16:46:43

Who said that soccer was a boring and empty sport?..................

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2013:  02:36:01

Every time I run,I get there faster
than if I were walking

mbanjo - Posted - 05/04/2013:  15:04:55

The martians told me to keep their visit a secret.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2013:  17:10:35

How far out must I go before I'm deep sea fishing?

mbanjo - Posted - 05/04/2013:  18:34:58

I just read the whole 88 pages of pointless comments......a totally and utterly pointless thing to do

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2013:  02:30:54

The pizza I bought yesterday is all gone

mbanjo - Posted - 05/05/2013:  14:38:48

My jeep is eighteen years old, which is the same age as an eighteen year old girl

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2013:  17:56:24

I once had a pistol that would fire every time you pulled the trigger.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/05/2013:  18:58:21

Has anyone here seen my old friend johnny walker?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2013:  03:28:11

I'm going to West Palm today.