Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  14:32:27

You really DID kill Santa!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  14:55:33

do you guys get a long weekend for Thanksgiving?

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  14:56:42

4 days!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:01:36

4 whole days?...............................what you do for 4 whole days?

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:04:03

Tomorrow I cook and bake and eat, Friday I shop (and hopefully survive), Saturday I am doing absolutely nothing, and Sunday I'm cleaning and doing laundry. Trust me, I have no problem staying busy.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:08:55

The last word will keep you on your toes

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:11:41

I plan on putting the last word to work

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:16:04

Just don't wear him out

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:23:42

I won't, he'll get plenty of sleep.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:32:28

I have a strange feeling that the LW has turned into a pointless comment  

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:33:25

But we love him so it's okay

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:51:54

In the immortal words of Theodore S. Franklin........."Girls!  ....double your wardrobe,  Marry a Transvestite"

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  15:55:47

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  16:07:28

Sagittarius is aligned with Venus, so we can expect a meteorite shower any day now

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  16:08:26

Great, just another thing to throw me out of whack

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  18:18:49

Pickers from around the world are converging in downtown Havana this weekend for a demonstration of Brazilian nose Picking.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/22/2012:  03:45:42

I hope everything comes out ok.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/22/2012:  07:31:11

Pour boiling oil over the sticky label until it's renegade and barking-mad.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/22/2012:  12:23:25

Lousy Italian weather were having at the North Pole today

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/22/2012:  23:53:50

Ijust realized something. Polar bears don't eat penguins.They are in opposite hemispheres.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/23/2012:  00:32:55

The last bus for Flagstaff will be leaving the depot 30 minutes ago

mbanjo - Posted - 11/23/2012:  01:17:06

Elephants are known to be totally irresponsible 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2012:  11:13:03

I saw Terry hit Jim so hard his heart pumped Pee for a week.......

mbanjo - Posted - 11/23/2012:  12:03:21

It's times like this that you need a stiff drink

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2012:  16:00:20

Getting out of town quickly depends on who all know you're there

mbanjo - Posted - 11/23/2012:  16:07:46

I started out with nothing and I still have plenty left

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/24/2012:  12:06:38

It's said that Bugs Bunny and Donald Duck have been known to tax each other.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/24/2012:  12:55:44

what time do the cuckoos return this year?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/24/2012:  21:38:10

Why would they kick me out of the seafood restaurant? All I did was order a plate of Steamed shrimp livers.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/24/2012:  21:50:17

I always wanted to be a standup comedian, but people kept laughing at me

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/26/2012:  04:07:19

A rubber ducky in the wafer is worth two in the biscuit.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2012:  04:54:27

You may pull the sharp stick out of my eye now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2012:  05:29:27

Please don't use more than 2 pages out of Sears catalogue.
We are running short

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  08:52:47

Is it legal to play Christmas music yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2012:  09:48:41

Carolers will be shot on sight.

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  09:49:49

Great, Santa's been almost killed by a pile of train tracks and now you're threatening carolers... Christmas is going to be GREAT

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2012:  10:00:41

Wait until you see what I've got planned for those smelly reindeer.

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  10:11:05

Scrooge is now on the BHO

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  11:45:20

Christmas should be banned  -  Scrooge

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  12:35:33

SOMEBODY is getting coal in his stocking this year

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  12:58:27

Banjoscotty owns a coal mining Mule

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  13:29:11

He is sharing with you

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  13:49:19

I have never known a Scotsman to part with anything valuable

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  14:26:04

Since when is coal valuable?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  14:44:14

Coal is valuable for indicating how naughty you have been........more the merrier

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  14:45:58

So the naughtier you are, the richer you become?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  15:07:08

Old King 'Coal'  was quite well off as well as being merry

Alaina - Posted - 11/26/2012:  15:07:55

What does Santa have to say about that?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/26/2012:  16:09:38

Hey I just thought of something, remember last week and " I dream of Jeannie"? spooky eh?