OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  07:54:43

Here, let me lick that for you

lisastew - Posted - 04/22/2019:  08:18:52

Got new chess set from Kaoori Chess , excited to test it out!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  11:17:46

That's what she said

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  13:51:50

There’s was a big yellow 68 over our area on the weather channel. I went outside, there was nothing there

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/22/2019:  16:11:09

A large rubber band slowly moved toward a bush of hens from Kansas.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2019:  16:52:02

I feel the end of Leafdom is nigh

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/22/2019 16:52:46

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  16:56:29

Stop that incessant breathing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  18:33:11

You go first

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  19:20:21

With the right shoes, you can practically sneak inches from a large rock

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  02:07:48

We appreciate your patience

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2019:  06:55:24

My walnut banjo is not actually made of nuts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2019:  07:48:54

Have you ever seen the rain?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:28:59

Wet Willies are definitely an invasion of my personal space

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:36:37

Don’t put the cat in the light socket

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:37:59

Nuptials not nukes

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:44:26

I’ll vouch for that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  12:50:09

Here dude, hold my hair

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  13:06:18

You can wait here in the sitting room, or you can sit here in the waiting room

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  14:07:48

If you look out the window, you can see the inside of the window

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/23/2019:  15:36:19

Screen shots are for ever flying for money.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  17:56:52

I’m uglier than you think I was

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:00:05

I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant. I don't want an elephant, just enough money to buy one.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:05:21

It’s hard to put full riot gear on a skunk

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:10:24

You’ve made me rethink the unthinkable

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:21:29

Poaching a deer is slightly different than poaching an egg

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2019:  01:52:04

Step back from the rim

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2019:  03:43:18

Wondrous awe slips on a banana peel.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2019:  05:19:52

Sold - to the gentleman soon to be filled with buyer's regret

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/24/2019 05:20:07

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/24/2019:  07:56:57

I’ll trade you 2 mice for that ungroomed rat

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2019:  15:45:08

She said to say hi

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/24/2019:  16:13:27

Warm and sunny all day, glad you’re not here

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2019:  20:49:06

My cuticles are beat & battered

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2019:  02:42:43

Stop acting like children

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  08:39:05

This tree is full of limbs

DC5 - Posted - 04/25/2019:  08:52:48

First I cut the tree down, then I cut it up.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  10:38:17

Hey, this eagle dosnt fit in the oven!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2019:  14:23:40

Large fingers are smaller than little toes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2019:  17:07:13

That's what your mama said

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  19:46:06

I hope when aliens land, they like mayonnaise, cause we have a ton of it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  03:05:31

You have to bring more than your pride

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/26/2019:  03:50:58

The wasted dingle berries love hamster food.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2019:  04:41:23

Always sleep with your head at opposite end from feet

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  05:54:14

Let’s rethink that

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  05:57:57

My legs are exactly long enough to reach the floor.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  06:05:50

We’re doing a study on toilet paper to grocery ratios

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  06:58:31

Since I met your lovely daughter I've had trouble passing water.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  08:47:19

Let's see if you can work this one out on your own

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  09:22:48

I’ll be getting those environmentally-friendly shoelaces tomorrow

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  09:59:56

Much too cool