banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2016:  12:52:41

Everyone go outside and pee,,the world's on fire!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2016:  13:18:03

Seymour Hare dropped his drawers in court yesterday

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2016:  02:30:19

Hand me down my walkin' cane,,,,I don't want to run today.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2016:  05:53:25

I have super powers!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2016:  07:41:41

I sure hope that ambulance isn't coming for me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2016:  11:37:37

That's a good deal,,,,sign me up.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:00:47

A gum chewing girl, a cud chewing cow, what is the difference???? I have it now - the intelligent look on the face of the cow!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:11:46

Yes kind sir - could you signify the loci of the cacti?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:27:05

Just roll her in flour and look for a wet spot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2016:  13:35:33

Just climb into the cockpit and push the red button

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2016:  14:17:53

Now that my time machine and teletransporter are both malfunctioning, I'm not sure what I'll do.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2016:  17:49:33

"SIT TIGHT"

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2016:  18:24:28

Hang onto your hats people,,,this'll give youse all a thrill!

MWBailey - Posted - 01/18/2016:  23:29:33

Green doilies psychedelically sparkle in the breeze from the windmills of your mind.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  03:43:44

Then we mashed the parsnips and took the butter out of the refrigerator. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2016:  04:29:53

I wanted to go to Oklahoma so I went,,,then I came back

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  05:10:10

That's OK

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2016:  07:19:37

Thanks,,I was worried that my parole officer wouldn't like it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  07:52:13

I completely missed that clause when I signed the contract.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2016:  07:59:48

HEY BLABBER MOUTH,,,This was supposed to be confidentual info!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2016:  09:44:19

Big Brother is watching

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  12:15:52

I seem to have misplaced my marbles.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2016:  15:01:50

You don't have an alibi because I was with you all the time.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2016:  16:28:55

My imaginary friends are my alibi.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2016:  16:59:21

I can't believe that strange woman from Alaska is back

jistgreg - Posted - 01/19/2016:  21:59:36

My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s pointless. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2016:  02:38:36

Where did you ever get an idea like that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2016:  03:23:16

Over the river and through the woods. 

jistgreg - Posted - 01/20/2016:  03:29:19

42.7 percent of all statistics on the Internet are made up on the spot. 

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/20/2016 03:29:48

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2016:  03:40:09

the other 57.3% over ride the 42.7%.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2016:  05:22:36

Blow up your TV ,,eat a lot of peaches

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2016:  08:02:59

This semi trailer isn't empty,,it only looks like it...YA-HA-HA-HA
Made it across the border one more time,,,,

jistgreg - Posted - 01/20/2016:  12:26:07

But I’ve given you 10 already! 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2016:  02:35:32

Sorry, it's sold. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2016:  07:03:07

It'd be nice if I didn't need to sleep

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2016:  07:50:12

Never try to send smoke signals on a foggy day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2016:  10:01:34

I'm making a wish on this furcula. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2016:  10:33:00

I'm a little overweight and my bog look's bay wehind

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2016:  12:44:30

Dix says on the road.

jistgreg - Posted - 01/21/2016:  21:06:03

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2016:  02:38:30

Another gas bag. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2016:  04:50:49

Hazel,,Is this another one of your hair brained ideas?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2016:  08:14:13

Geritol and horse liniment ain't too bad

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2016:  08:37:59

They just sold Pea Wee Herman's bicycle for $250,000!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2016:  12:29:19

They could have had one of my bikes for $50

jistgreg - Posted - 01/23/2016:  00:31:22

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2016:  03:12:22

We have never had to deal with this many rogue turnips before. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2016:  08:32:33

Bluegrass fest and classic car show today...yuose all come!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2016:  09:04:56

Smells like a bad day.