chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2016:  17:06:25

An Offy in a '61 Chevy....a cool spooning car

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2016:  17:49:54

I need a good recipe for krill 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2016:  19:14:22

A "53" Olds Rocket 88 in a 51 Ford was fun

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2016:  19:18:03

Try stay young or this could happen to you....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2016:  03:54:23

It's your turn to give the elephant an enema. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2016:  06:58:10

No thanks,,I'll wait for the rabbit.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  09:50:53

See the sea.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2016:  12:19:20

He has 12 rings,,one for each finger

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  12:49:27

These fleas are driving me bonkers

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2016:  13:35:19

Don't go up on Wolverton Mountain

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2016:  13:40:26

Last call for Colorado Kool Aid

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2016:  15:04:21

A cell is said to be homozygous for a particular gene when identical alleles of the gene are present on both homologous chromosomes.

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/25/2016 15:04:49

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2016:  05:13:53

A lot less talk and a lot more action

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2016:  06:49:20

You'll have to go to the back of the line sir.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2016:  07:49:23

One o' dese days ah'm gonna clamb dat mount'n

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2016:  08:01:12

You can count on no less than 6 days!! Take lots of Twinkies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2016:  15:18:14

We're going straight to the RPG's.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2016:  18:27:13

My electric heater stopped working,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  05:07:28

I guess mowing the lawn wasn't what she meant when she said she would do anything to make me happy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2016:  06:05:30

There were times in my life,,,And Uuuhh,,,,Yes there were

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  06:37:44

It's hard to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope, but it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  06:54:26

Drinking just gave me amnesia

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  10:11:24

Should I have said Dimaggio?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2016:  10:43:42

Sometimes I wonder if I might be getting old??

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  11:04:20

I just want to say that Hell's my wife's hometown.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:35:12

If I walk 1000 steps a day, I'll be skinny in no time, but no burgers or pizza.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2016:  12:50:26

Now I know why you're not supposed to open an umbrella indoors.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2016:  04:48:25

"Only her hair dresser knows"???

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  05:08:25

How does someone lose just one glove?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2016:  05:19:04

Possibly the same way they lose just one sock?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  06:04:09

When them cotton balls get rotten, you can't pick very much cotton.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2016:  07:15:34

Unless you're a rotten cotton picker,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2016:  07:17:12

Banjo's got a broken string, don't 'xpect to fix it now

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  12:59:00

Please pass the horseraddish.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2016:  18:29:36

Canadians are trying to get into the White House

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2016:  18:37:53

That's a trumped up issue. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2016:  12:21:57

The water in the Gulf of Mexico is wetter than the Atlantic Ocean,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2016:  18:27:15

I'm not sure these are supposed,to be in private hands. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2016:  05:32:03

I don't care if syrup goes up to $1.00 a sop,,,I wasn't planning
on buying any anyway

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  08:32:45

Little does she know. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2016:  14:56:10

The crick I used to swim in is now a parking lot

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2016:  17:08:52

Ya never know whatcha got 'til it's gone

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  17:55:30

I just any to say that hells's my wife's hometown. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2016:  04:02:06

After Sam talked to Tom,Dick,and Harry,they convinced Sam to join up with them

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2016:  05:28:31

Maybe I will, maybe I wont.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  07:29:59

Hi doc - I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2016:  07:45:14

I don't have a pointless comment,,,They all mean something

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2016:  09:11:07

You don't have to have a pointy head to have a point.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  18:19:36

We used to go fishing at Long Point