DC5 - Posted - 07/30/2019:  12:59:16

There has to be a way to fix this.

Knows Picker - Posted - 07/30/2019:  13:11:00

Yes, Dear.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2019:  13:52:26

These guys are working under the table

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2019:  03:19:33

Big changes

DC5 - Posted - 07/31/2019:  04:48:30

It's important to remember something or other.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2019:  04:50:24

Another pair of underwear ruined

djenks - Posted - 07/31/2019:  06:49:03

Sure wish I'd have known that.

DC5 - Posted - 07/31/2019:  07:08:46

If I knew now what I'll know in the future I'd invest in the stock market.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2019:  07:26:44

That's not how macro's work

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2019:  03:16:07

when you think you can't do something,,don;t

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2019:  03:44:39

Bring me my brown pants

DC5 - Posted - 08/02/2019:  05:53:53

I'm stocking up on wood for when the sun runs out of fuel.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2019:  13:28:38

Smile when you say that

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2019:  15:04:56

I’m lookin’ for shoelaces for my flip flops

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:11:19

Is this shirt inside out or outside in

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:41:16

Let me help you with that zipper

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:57:51

The fridge is rebelling

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  05:36:59

This was the best train ride ever

DC5 - Posted - 08/03/2019:  05:41:48

There are invisible black helicopters hovering over my house.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  05:46:25

My octopus inked

DC5 - Posted - 08/03/2019:  07:01:37

Is it me, or did the hangout turn blue?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  07:06:01

We’re in a good position for a bunch of losers

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2019:  19:56:14

WalMart decided to discontinue their fluorescent shoelace line

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  19:58:53

I feel okay

DC5 - Posted - 08/06/2019:  07:03:28

How do I put carbon paper into my printer?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2019:  13:28:24

I don't have the equipment for you job

DC5 - Posted - 08/06/2019:  14:22:24

Bacon is a mental health food

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2019:  15:06:40

I’m trying to be sympathetic

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/07/2019:  01:58:40

Pages and pages of spray glue.

Banjowen - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:23:54

There will be no more mass shootings in the USA..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:25:25

Things are going to change

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:36:28

Get those geese out of my chicken pen!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:43:28

Turns out you can beat it with a stick

DC5 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  05:44:06

If you throw a handful of salt into a horse's mouth, you can make him drink.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  05:49:17

I’m not quite myself today

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  07:00:53

I’m referring you to a specialist

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2019:  03:44:15

Get those cold icy fingers off of me!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  04:35:06

You really didn't have to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2019:  02:39:04

Well,,what was I supposed to do?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  03:50:13

I put it out with the trash

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  08:49:35

Who cares if they continue without me anyway

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  13:14:29

I need a translator

DC5 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  17:48:06

I didn't post anything here yesterday or today.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  03:31:22

Freak accident

DC5 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  05:39:05

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  07:24:26

My bath slippers are laceless

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  09:38:29

Contains active ingredients

DC5 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  11:33:36

Would you rather wear a red shirt on Star Trek, or be engaged to a Cartwright?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  17:59:06

We didn't want to have to tell you this.