mbanjo - Posted - 01/30/2013:  12:10:31

Well it is 'be kind to a friend day' today.........

Alaina - Posted - 01/30/2013:  12:11:23

I'll remember that!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/30/2013:  12:37:09

It is tomorrow for you........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  02:39:38

Someone broke into my house last night and stole everything I own and replaced it all with exact duplicates!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2013:  05:28:22

Don't come home a'drinkin with lovin on yer mind,,,
In fact,,,,,,,just don't come home.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/31/2013:  06:22:39

im thinkin the Civil War woulda been alot different if there was a McDonalds in gettysburg....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  07:39:22

Supersize me!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:31:23

Try picking fruit off a soup tree......

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:31:41

Wait, I thought it was soup off a fruit tree

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:33:10

Its messy either way

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:35:03

And strangely sweet-scented

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:37:28

The damned armadillo has been drinking my good wines again.

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:38:44

Well if you wouldn't leave the armadillo within reach of the wines...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:40:20

That would mean hiding the step ladder.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:33:18

my money would be on kimbo slice if'n he were to fight jessica alba....

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:37:21

That's a drastic step to take isn't it?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:38:09

The ladder I meant.....

Edited by - mbanjo on 01/31/2013 12:39:32

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  16:16:12

I fought the salad and the salad won.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2013:  16:39:08

I think Ally Oop was Tarzans' cousin

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  16:42:07

Pontious pilate had the cleanest hands in town.

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/31/2013:  21:26:32

Wine tasters and artists have different pallets.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  21:41:46

He who laughs loudest......must have understood the joke

RandyZ - Posted - 02/01/2013:  07:56:40

people who live in glass houses....buy windex in bulk

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  10:31:32

This is just the first stage of plan B

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2013:  10:51:06

When I was a little boy,,we used to play.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  11:12:47

I'm starting a new hobby today...........emptying whiskey bottles

RandyZ - Posted - 02/01/2013:  12:08:47

things around here are always never the same.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  12:40:14

What time does the show start?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/01/2013:  15:42:32

If my memory serves me correctly... I'd be surprised.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  16:42:19

Are you completely satisfied with your new car?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2013:  16:43:22

monk.c:9: bloated fault in 'ticket_inspector()' - 'glass_eye' is not a lampshade

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  17:02:18

A perfectly timed response from a rectangular designed system

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2013:  20:05:33

Houses built of stones should not
have glass thrown at them

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  22:19:36

Lemon juice is no substitute for apple cider

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2013:  04:04:10

I'm going ice fishing this morning,,,Don't know if
I''ll catch any ices' though?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/02/2013:  12:23:20

Highly improbable....and on the other hand....most unlikely

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2013:  20:09:01

Which one of the 9,000,000 was the most useful?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/02/2013:  21:05:35

Many lights make hans work........for he's an austrian electrician

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/03/2013:  04:34:19

Bloody turnips! Billions of them!

jistgreg - Posted - 02/03/2013:  05:56:58

My pillowcase needs more starch before I can wear it as a hood..... 

mbanjo - Posted - 02/03/2013:  12:52:33

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2013:  14:01:09

The vinyl floor in my kitchen needs some mop & glow

mbanjo - Posted - 02/03/2013:  14:23:11

Its a fine line between pleasure and pain.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/03/2013:  20:38:47

I would suspect an ill wind blows a lot of germs around.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/03/2013:  23:02:39

Can you please direct me to the complaints department?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/03/2013:  23:21:35

Can you please direct me to the complaints department?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2013:  04:49:13

Everything here is imported from China,,
When can we expect imported Chinese money???

mbanjo - Posted - 02/04/2013:  12:45:19

Your suitcase is packed and ready to go

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2013:  04:02:30

Watch out for those semi-detached tea-strainers!