chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2015:  07:02:37

What this country needs is a five cent beer and a ten cent cigar!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2015:  11:06:14

I hadn't seen my dog for 7 months.Then he came home and went
to his dog house like nothing ever happened??

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2015:  12:47:55

These people don't have a clue about running a sauna

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2015:  13:47:34

Magic mushrooms, need I say more?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2015:  04:27:27

A star fish,peanut brittle,an old rubber garden hose,and a copy of the alphabet should do it.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2015:  06:30:34

I hope we can avoid doing that again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2015:  08:48:04

The only way to get up and over the hill is to
go up and over the hill.,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2015:  09:55:15

You can wash my britches and starch my overalls

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2015:  10:45:01

Flibbergidgets and falfaroons in the morning.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2015:  08:28:00

Type written letters are easier for me to read.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2015:  08:35:59

Messages in bottles are difficult to decipher

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2015:  15:04:30

Let me phrase that differently. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2015:  04:46:13

Just which part of 'no' don't you understand?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2015:  05:32:05

We're still waiting.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2015:  06:47:44

Too many highways,,not enough time

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2015:  08:32:00

I tried to donate my body to science and they told me they no longer did research on chimpanzees.

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/27/2015 08:32:14

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2015:  13:38:29

don't spill the beans just yet,,we're not done eating.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2015:  14:01:40

Let's close this joint down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2015:  15:24:22

No imbibing after 4 am

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2015:  03:20:44

The guys and girls were going "skinny dippin" one hot afternoon when someone shouted,,,,,,,,
"The last one in has to take there clothes off "!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2015:  10:27:08

Sixteen tons of greasy grimy gopher guts. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2015:  15:24:07

These Frightlaners are getting more plasticized every year

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/29/2015:  15:26:12

Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2015:  03:44:48

I guess I should have called Dig Safe. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/30/2015:  15:12:32

So what you're saying is,,,You're scarred!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2015:  15:15:28

I just don't know what they expect a guy to do around here

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  03:52:00

I was going to put it back. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2015:  05:36:59

I went into an establishment,,(by mistake),,had the time of my life!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  08:20:16

So there I was, Big Foot on my left, Elvis on my right, an alien spacecraft sitting on the ground in front of me and I'd left my camera at home.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2015:  13:21:03

Well, there you go,,all those beautiful melodic notes of the entire scale and,,,,,,
I have to sound like me!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  14:03:33

Jumbo shrimp wearing a pork pie hat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2015:  19:35:49

Can't you see what's happening here?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2015:  04:18:59

I can't find my instructions for an aluminum foil hat. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2015:  11:22:56

Will you please get that thing outta my face

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2015:  06:07:45

Maybe we can catch a breeze. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2015:  13:43:59

Now they want people to quit watering their lawns,,but OOO NNOOO , not the golf courses- heaven forbid!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2015:  19:20:53

The jelly answers the panoramic cry.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2015:  03:57:39

Hyphonated words could be eliminated. After all,,,we don't use the
hyphone when we speak???

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2015:  07:05:21

A crack in the system is better left to experts

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2015:  16:37:38

I wonder where all the farts go. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2015:  18:12:09

Up your nose.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2015:  09:01:50

That is completely beyond my grade level.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2015:  18:25:36

Never try Mexican overdrive through the Rockies

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2015:  03:46:32

a six string guitar with only four fingers??

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2015:  05:01:40

I went down to Saint James Infirmary

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2015:  09:12:21

Satchmo had a sore lip

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2015:  13:13:39

This house I'm living in,,,who's is it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2015:  18:06:44

A home wrecker is to be avoided at all costs

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  03:03:55

I've check again and we are definitely the ones inside the cage.