chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2016:  18:47:36

I'm hoping for a better past

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/21/2016:  04:56:27

We will continue to deploy advanced ePortals for today's bottom-line focused virtual eBusinesses.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  05:00:40

The truth of the whole matter is,,,,,,,,,,well,never mind,you
wouldn't believe it anyway.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  06:47:42

Please review the attached terms and conditions carefully.

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  07:45:41

Clothes dryer lint is not worthy

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  08:27:07

Car tires,truck tires,bike tires,motorcycle tires,tractor tires,airplane tires,and lawn mower engines,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  10:45:51

Cows cannot go down stairs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  12:40:15

Water is wet because it isn't dry

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:04:19

Watch that first step, it's a big one.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:33:28

All the horses went on strike at ground breaking time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  13:49:13

These Alberta billhillies are driving Toyotas now

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2016:  14:44:46

Coming out of the dark ages is rough

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:36:27

All together now: "A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer..."

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2016:  15:51:35

Don't try that at home

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:25:36

The sun is always shining. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  03:38:15

Never try to sled ride in the hay mow

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2016:  07:33:34

Why wasn't I born rich?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2016:  08:47:16

Terry and the pirates,,the Dragon Lady,,and then nothing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2016:  03:22:30

I think I hooked the pipes up incorrectly. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:10:27

300 horses under the hood,,,,,they must be very small

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2016:  06:33:03

Smoke alarms and wood stoves are contradictory

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2016:  07:56:59

This is very discouraging.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  05:30:43

Now you take the baked potato for instance,,yeah,,go ahead and take it

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  09:26:13

Young mothers congregate with screaming kids at McD's

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  10:04:50

It doesn't matter to me one way or the other

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2016:  11:35:14

That's the first time he's ever done that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2016:  16:57:23

Just load up and get on down the road, you lazy pack mule.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2016:  17:24:49

the beaches are very sandy this time of year

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/24/2016:  18:24:09

Chair number eleven can get both high and low.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  02:27:30

My goodness gracious sakes alive and gee whillikers ,,whatta ya know about that there
something or other or whatever it is that's got that young feller all riled up till he can't
even speak nary a word to anyone that's not kinfolk to him......blood kin that is,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2016:  04:30:11

If a husband is alone in the woods and talking is he still wrong?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  06:30:55

every one of these peas look to be the same size

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2016:  06:38:48

You seem to be taking a lot of pleasure in my unhappiness.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  08:06:45

Mister!!,,What's not to understand?/ You have to pay the admission
fee or you can't go in!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2016:  09:43:51

Well, we'll have to boost the old rattle trap then..

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2016:  14:26:34

I saw a nagging husband once,,,,,,in the morgue

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/25/2016:  18:24:06

A peel or a turnover.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  04:37:17

never try to cook on a campfire that's burning upside down

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2016:  08:19:14

I'm too broke to pay attention. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  08:57:53

does three eight notes and a two sixteenth notes = Foggy Mountain Special?

dat - Posted - 03/26/2016:  09:04:18

time for a note burnin'

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:00:26

Specials are meant for swinging

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:23:50

Toss it in the river. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2016:  10:58:43

Hold my beer and I'll show you how to do that

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2016:  11:10:52

Cold Frosty Morning rings true today

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2016:  04:01:45

It's your turn. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2016:  14:30:14

Your numbers are,,23-16-07-42-12-39!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2016:  18:05:53

A new track nearby calls for my attention,,...and money

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2016:  03:27:05

Sorry kids, I ate the Easter Bunny.