Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2023:  11:03:39

Enough is plenty

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2023:  12:18:53

Chicken Little was an optimist.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2023:  15:48:44

Don't mistake me for someone who cares

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chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2023:  16:03:31

Put yourself in his shoes

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2023:  12:07:56

I'll never forget what's his name.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2023:  12:26:23

Horse shoes have no soles

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2023:  07:05:59

Billy Graham walked on his heals to save soles.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2023:  09:31:50

That’s a hell of a thing to say

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2023:  13:00:08

Pavement is just ass fault

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2023:  17:04:22

Do cannibals use hot sauce?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2023:  19:58:25

My car abhors cold

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2023:  08:44:51

It’s colder than dry ice in the Yukon

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2023:  06:58:33

My name's not in the obituary today, so I guess I'd better go do something.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2023:  08:20:32

If you add a quarter to 3/4 time you still won’t get 4/4

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/01/2023:  13:08:40

Even if your feeling better it’s important to take the medicine until it’s gone

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2023:  21:46:41

If you’re not drunk yet then quit drinking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/03/2023:  05:00:09

I don’t care what the people are thinking, I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking……(Albert Collins)



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Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/03/2023 05:00:51

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2023:  10:25:22

Gloomy is not the same as dull

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2023:  13:12:55

What does that silly groundhog do the rest of the year?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/15/2023:  06:34:04

I’m not bald, I’m just too tall for my hair

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2023:  09:18:14

If the shoe fits, wear it

DC5 - Posted - 02/15/2023:  11:41:47

I was told my shoes were on the wrong feet, but these are the only feet I have.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/15/2023:  14:11:40

Dejà Poo……..The overwhelming feeling that you’ve heard that $hit before

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2023:  21:11:30

Even numbers are not oddities

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/20/2023:  08:38:54

“I have to try it first”

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2023:  12:54:09

If all the rooms are booked at the infinity hotel, can they just move everyone to the even numbered rooms to make vacancies?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2023:  13:32:01

Keeping sticky notes on fridge doors is a boon to time management

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2023:  06:37:03

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/21/2023:  08:49:04

Picking up sticky notes that have fallen from fridge doors is a waste of time

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2023:  12:50:38

Do leaves fall off of trees, or are they thrown?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2023:  15:46:12

Aren’t they usually “shed” ?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/22/2023:  03:39:46

I hope that’s an itch your scratching

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2023:  20:25:52

Tea tree oil won’t fix a squeaky wheel

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2023:  05:43:13

Mobil synthetic oil and vinegar makes a lousy salad dressing.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/27/2023:  14:46:49

We need to set some boundaries

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2023:  14:58:19

I’m here, you’re there

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2023:  05:09:09

I think that's the other way around.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/28/2023:  11:30:49

Dealers Choice

Earl-Picker - Posted - 02/28/2023:  11:33:18

Chipmunks dont scare me

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2023:  11:40:46

That ship has sailed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2023:  04:16:29

If you need assistance let me know and I’ll find someone to help you

DC5 - Posted - 03/01/2023:  06:01:50

I need a haircut.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2023:  11:08:38

Grim Jim is cutting hair now

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2023:  12:05:05

“Happy hour” should instead be called; “Drown your sorrows with booze” hour

DC5 - Posted - 03/02/2023:  05:56:19

If it's called Happy Hour, why are so many sad looking people there?

Eric A - Posted - 03/02/2023:  06:05:07

I'm still drawing down my inventory of old, outlawed, incandescent light bulbs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2023:  22:56:10

VW Beetles we’re not insects or rock musicians

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2023:  04:20:14

There is no substitute for pure vanilla extract

DC5 - Posted - 03/03/2023:  05:37:24

I like being a trophy husband, even if my wife got the booby prize.