chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2014:  17:04:01

Are we there yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  06:04:21

1,174 days to go.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  09:34:21

A watched pot never boils

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  12:39:17

A watched boil never pops.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2014:  17:44:41

Don't answer then,I don't care

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2014:  03:34:17

Shhhh,....I'm thinking.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2014:  04:04:43

true or false,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes,that's true
true or false,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes,that's true
true or false,,,,,,,,,,,,,,No,that's false
true or false,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes,that's true
true or false,,,,,,,,,,,,,,No,that's false,,,ect,ect,ect,ect

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/30/2014:  13:19:56

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 5 Hilarious Tire Maintenance Tips

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2014:  15:22:26

These mountain goats like playing in traffic

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2014:  03:26:20

Oh come on now folks,,,who will be next?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2014:  03:54:33

There's nothing like a double header

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/01/2014:  04:54:19

Oyster and ketchup bread served with decadent rutabaga and bacon muffins.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  10:14:43

It's a nice day- let's play three!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2014:  01:59:53

With 4 lbs.of cheese,and 3 lbs.of ham,,who in the world needs lettuce?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2014:  03:27:19

Walmart is importing Chinese as their help.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  21:02:18

Chinese cheese?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2014:  03:14:17

If you had all the feathers you could carry,
could you carry just one more?

Reuben Dunn - Posted - 09/07/2014:  13:24:31

In some parts of the Country, the use of a pronoun in a sentence is illegal, if it contains more than one vowel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2014:  03:32:30

If you're going to fall,try to do it without stumbling.
It's much easier on the toes.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2014:  06:53:56

Sticky fingers

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2014:  02:33:15

Eggs,Bacon,Fried Potatoes,Biscuits,and Coffee

oliver james - Posted - 09/09/2014:  11:34:38

pickle juice is considered a deadly poison

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  14:50:38

I made instant coffee in the microwave oven and went back in time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2014:  14:57:49

I used to put my feet on the open oven door in the winter after 4 hours of outdoor hockey

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  16:47:48

Was the oven on or off?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2014:  19:05:56

On at 150 degrees- aahhhh

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2014:  02:30:48

We need some women on here

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2014:  03:01:05

I second that.

janolov - Posted - 09/10/2014:  06:33:16

The sun was shining but now the weather is normal

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2014:  06:53:55

Will the last one out please turn off the lights?

oliver james - Posted - 09/10/2014:  08:05:25

dont look a gift horse in the mouth if hes in a bitin mood

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2014:  11:43:08

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her like flowers.

oliver james - Posted - 09/10/2014:  12:52:25

The easiest way to make a hormone? dont pay her?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2014:  14:45:19

Please hold, your call will be answered in the order it was received.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2014:  06:20:06

When climbing a tree,,,,always go upward.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2014:  07:08:28

When cutting off a tree limb, make sure you're sitting inside the cut.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2014:  10:18:16

All these Route 66 tourist traps are gettin' old real fast

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2014:  11:16:00

I'm giving you one more opportunity to get this right.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/12/2014:  02:50:19

It never stops. Whatever "it" is?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2014:  06:17:22

I'm planning an elaborate celebration for you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2014:  03:37:13

The story started like this,,,,,,,,"Once Upon A Time"

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/13/2014:  05:17:10

Rhubarb Pie

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2014:  06:40:34

Take me back to Tulsa

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2014:  08:24:29

That was not your best idea.

oliver james - Posted - 09/16/2014:  12:01:31

if you ever hit your index finger with a hammer, light your middle finger on fire and the pain in your index will instantly go away.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2014:  04:45:24

I think I preferred the constipation to this.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/17/2014:  05:30:37

I left all my construction paper at the job site.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2014:  05:34:34

That was an inconvenient place for a bee hive.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/17/2014:  16:04:04

in the bed room no less