RandyZ - Posted - 10/04/2013:  10:44:32

i wonder if you put regular lowes potting soil in draculas coffin....if he'd even know the difference~

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2013:  11:14:14

There was this man that said he was his own Grandpa',,,,
So on his birthday,they gave him two cakes

mbanjo - Posted - 10/04/2013:  15:25:19

If you listen carefully you can hear ants singing....

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/04/2013:  22:30:17

Ijust found out, squirrels really like cheese doodles

ChelseaQ - Posted - 10/04/2013:  23:34:56

Cabbage is one of those vegetables... it all depends on how you cook it and what it's put with.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2013:  03:56:01

Sure I know how to shoot this rifle.
Where's the arrows?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/05/2013:  15:24:48

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2013:  03:04:45

Has anyone noticed the difference in texture
in the Fig Newton filling

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/06/2013:  08:24:12

Smokey the Bear is unemployed.

Emmabell - Posted - 10/06/2013:  12:37:58

My feet are warm

mbanjo - Posted - 10/06/2013:  12:45:20

Mine have hiccups...

Emmabell - Posted - 10/06/2013:  12:47:57

quote:

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Originally posted by mbanjo



Mine have hiccups...

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Your feet?? hahhahhahaha

mbanjo - Posted - 10/06/2013:  13:04:59

It must be my feet......cause my wife said 'put a sock in it will ya!'

Emmabell - Posted - 10/06/2013:  13:16:03

Ive been laughing at that for the last 10 mins... I really need to cut down on my sugar intake xD

mbanjo - Posted - 10/06/2013:  15:04:42

Too much Laughter is good for you!.......too much sugar not so good!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2013:  18:48:54

Are we having too much fun?

dmiller - Posted - 10/06/2013:  22:16:05

I'm on vacation from work, and I'm supposed to be 750 miles south of here.

I didn't feel like driving the miles today, but I might tomorrow.

mbanjo - Posted - 10/06/2013:  23:29:51

We must resolve to be more complacent to our fellow funsters

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/06/2013:  23:49:39

I hates pomegranates

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2013:  04:31:03

Which way do you turn the peg to tighten the string?
Is it up to loosen,,,and down to tighten?

RandyZ - Posted - 10/07/2013:  05:30:04

my hair hurts today

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2013:  06:34:23

When I counted this money last week,there was $24.87. Now there is $68.12.??

There must be a Robin Hood here abouts????

RandyZ - Posted - 10/07/2013:  13:11:31

i never really got why Robin had an R on his outfit.....if youre Batman, chances are great if youre in the car with him, youre Robin.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2013:  13:33:11

Well,,,It's like this here...If you take the r from your name,,,then you're andy

mbanjo - Posted - 10/07/2013:  20:13:33

Your guess is as good as mine....

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/07/2013:  23:50:09

Is it really beans and taters, or taters and beans?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2013:  04:21:17

They hired me to test drive cars,,,then they put me in a truck???

RandyZ - Posted - 10/08/2013:  08:35:46

we had a collie whos name was Lee. when it was time to feed him ,my mom would say: Call Lee...Call Lee.....we'd be like....yeah ma....collie....nice....

mbanjo - Posted - 10/08/2013:  15:19:49

Is that your wife coughing?..............."No! Its a dog kennel I'm building".

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2013:  16:11:22

Why do some shoes have shoestrings?

I think it's so you can tie them.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 10/08/2013 16:11:56

J e f f - Posted - 10/08/2013:  19:41:42

Hair is not supposed to be growing on that.

mbanjo - Posted - 10/08/2013:  21:04:51

Nobody ever suffers from insomnia on Monday mornings

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2013:  02:51:41

A Toast,,,,"here's to girlfriends and wives,and may they never meet"

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/09/2013:  08:23:15

If I had to come up with a name for a new month I don't know what I'd call it.

RandyZ - Posted - 10/09/2013:  08:42:05

is gooning when your tongue is hanging out?....or that ogling?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2013:  10:05:20

Well,,that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Unless you have non-crumbling cookies

mbanjo - Posted - 10/09/2013:  12:10:16

Well! At the risk of repeating myself... Well! At the risk of repeating myself... Well! At the risk of repeating myself...

Emmabell - Posted - 10/09/2013:  13:48:36

My bracelet has smiley faces on it :D

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2013:  14:05:20

Yeah,,every now and then one shows up,,,,,

MWBailey - Posted - 10/10/2013:  15:39:38

What? You didn't know I'm a sasquatch?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/10/2013:  15:41:06

Do you get the feeling we're being followed?

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/10/2013:  15:54:26

You'll not get too far north driving on I-40.

J e f f - Posted - 10/10/2013:  17:18:08

Mr. Pickle Wiggle?

J e f f - Posted - 10/10/2013:  17:19:00

Mrs. Giggle Wiggle?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2013:  03:30:46

If they give a penny for your thoughts,,I'm $40,000 in debt!!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/11/2013:  06:59:39

Why is the word BIG so little, and the word LITTLE is so big? no wonder kids starting out in school have such a hard time spelling.

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/11/2013:  07:04:00

The dog ate my homework and I lost my report card.

mbanjo - Posted - 10/11/2013:  12:44:34

The southerly wind is blowing from the west today

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2013:  18:35:50

you could have knocked me down with a feather.

but it would have to be a big one