banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2015:  02:13:18

Please don't damage the dan-dee-lines. I'm gonna make some wine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2015:  07:59:23

Work is the last thing on my mind

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:05:45

Dang this tuba is heavy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:27:25

I'm going to the Opry tonight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2015:  09:31:23

Say hi to Ricky, Sharon, Cheryl, Buck, Eddie, Jesse, Bobby, Mike , and Whispering Bill

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2015:  10:36:18

Heck no,,Do your own hob knobbing

J e f f - Posted - 10/31/2015:  14:14:51

Those fries go good with the ketchup .. catsup .. catchup.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2015:  15:01:45

I tell the trick or treaters that I would prefer the trick. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2015:  03:08:40

My new Fender Tele has six strings just like my old 59 does.??

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2015:  04:14:56

I'm not really sure where I am. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2015:  04:41:45

I'll come up with the $2,000,000 somehow.

J e f f - Posted - 11/01/2015:  07:06:45

Release the wooly donkeys! Let them be free and eat cheeseburgers in the meadow!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2015:  17:09:10

Yeah, he's got a point. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2015:  20:06:59

Never on Sunday

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2015:  01:55:32

Never stand up to pee,,,,you'll splash your wing-tips

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2015:  03:51:52

I've decided not to run for president. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2015:  06:14:41

Never paint your walls with peanut butter

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2015:  13:02:00

Smake up and well the woffee on the call

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  01:50:08

If we all went to Europe,there wouldn't be anyone left here.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2015:  05:49:15

I left the cake out in the rain because it was a terrible cake.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  08:10:56

Fried bologna,sliced tomato,and mayo,,,sandwich of course.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2015:  11:29:33

Please check the ingredients in bologna

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2015:  14:52:14

There's never been a better time to procrastinate.

J e f f - Posted - 11/03/2015:  16:53:01

The ambient temperature is cool enough. They won't melt now. It's time to take the hemorrhoidal suppositories out of the refrigerator.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2015:  17:28:19

He's bleeding because he turned out to be one of the
tough guys that wasn't so tough after all,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2015:  18:59:07

This schedule is impossible to make

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2015:  03:34:12

My mother told me there would be days like this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2015:  04:18:17

Orville,,I'm telling you for the last time,,,those 200 pet
rats of yours have to go!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2015:  10:04:49

And then it hit me....

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2015:  20:01:09

There was a time when all was well

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  06:14:00

But I was only going one way officer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2015:  08:13:58

Which button do I push to get this helicopter in the air?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  12:37:40

I've cut the board three times and it's still too short.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2015:  14:00:15

It's too bad, but that's the way the wind shakes the barley

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2015:  14:03:11

Time to walk the dog.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2015:  15:36:31

OH,,,get a job

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2015:  15:39:47

Oh yeah!, I just might park this under a bridge and take a greyhound home.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2015:  01:18:36

Don't go home!!!,That's the first place they'll look for you!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2015:  03:42:01

I've decided to become an armature gynecologist. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2015:  04:29:42

I hope you discover a lot of armatures on those gynecologists..

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2015:  05:56:50

I went on a diet for two weeks and lost 14 days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2015:  07:11:23

I sing in the key of F#m to the seventh power

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2015:  11:53:52

Don't believe it when they say carrots are good for your eyes. I stuck one in mine last night and it hurt like hell.

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2015:  14:05:51

This 38 Spl.ammo won't fit in my .380???

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2015:  17:11:13

This trailer doesn't fit under this bridge- time to let the air outta the tires

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2015:  17:24:17

YIKES!! JEEPERS!!and DING DANG IT ALL,,,,,I don't have any cookies
for my coffee in the morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2015:  10:47:54

There goes another one!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2015:  13:19:56

Not to worry,,they're all multiple choice

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2015:  13:37:38

Some of these people should be reported to the Salvation Army