DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2021:  16:11:25

Guess what my next post is.

DC5 - Posted - 11/30/2021:  16:11:53

That's right, a palindrome 21212

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2021:  19:09:25

And you apparently left it at that

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2021:  06:18:40

Gotta sleep sometime.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2021:  10:42:35

That’s what your wife said

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/01/2021:  13:53:14

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2021:  20:28:54

I’m going to take the helicopter out for a spin

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2021:  05:53:25

I thought of something really clever to put here last night, but I forgot what it was.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/02/2021:  07:20:05

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2021:  07:52:43

My naps are turning into slumbers

DC5 - Posted - 12/02/2021:  08:58:36

I overslept and missed my nap.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2021:  14:28:49

You nonconformists are all the same

wrench13 - Posted - 12/02/2021:  14:36:46

Thars gold in them there teeth.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2021:  18:32:53

A legend in his own mind

DC5 - Posted - 12/03/2021:  03:41:50

I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their intentions questioned.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2021:  04:04:03

Breaking news:! Mattresses are not on sale today

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/03/2021:  05:04:06

I think we should pull the plug

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2021:  05:17:21

Boo Radley missed Hallowe’en

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2021:  14:50:21

I must be allergic to something

DC5 - Posted - 12/04/2021:  04:53:12

I'm the first one to post here today.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2021:  05:47:03

See the geese, they’re southward bound

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/04/2021:  08:14:47

Apparently, geese know something we don’t (or choose to ignore)

Which raises the eternal question: When geese fly in "V" formation, why is the line of geese longer on one side?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/04/2021 08:17:39

DC5 - Posted - 12/04/2021:  08:26:06

quote:

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Originally posted by Pick-A-Lick

Apparently, geese know something we don’t (or choose to ignore)

Which raises the eternal question: When geese fly in "V" formation, why is the line of geese longer on one side?

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Republican geese and Democrat geese.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/04/2021:  08:35:13

quote:

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Originally posted by DC5

quote:

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Originally posted by Pick-A-Lick

Apparently, geese know something we don’t (or choose to ignore)

Which raises the eternal question: When geese fly in "V" formation, why is the line of geese longer on one side?

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Republican geese and Democrat geese.

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Maybe, but the real answer is ........Because there are more geese in the long line

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2021:  11:06:35

If they’re Canada geese they hate hockey…is why they go south

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/04/2021:  13:02:04

Maybe geese hate hockey because they’ve seen the movie “Slap Shot”

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/04/2021 13:03:43

mrphysics55 - Posted - 12/04/2021:  14:03:04

 ... it's that damn Blue Line

Edited by - mrphysics55 on 12/04/2021 14:08:00

mrphysics55 - Posted - 12/04/2021:  14:39:55

… Blue Goose Line

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2021:  18:14:38

Pull my finger

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/04/2021:  19:20:02

I heard that half of all car accidents happen within a mile of my home, so I moved

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2021:  04:55:46

Half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest end in death.

mrphysics55 - Posted - 12/05/2021:  05:25:18

Pull Bill's finger.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2021:  07:48:47

Gumshoes have never been my thing

mrphysics55 - Posted - 12/05/2021:  12:00:35

ekki hugsa

Fish Head - Posted - 12/05/2021:  12:18:00

Pants! Two pair of pants!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2021:  13:09:52

Seems like six of one, a half dozen of the other

DC5 - Posted - 12/06/2021:  11:42:37

Did everyone sleep in today?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/06/2021:  15:27:45

It doesn’t have to be this way

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2021:  17:02:50

He’s an impatient patient

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/07/2021:  05:25:48

Now that you mentioned it

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  06:31:14

Let me know when I get here

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  12:03:40

I’m not a cheater but every time I don’t I lose

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2021:  12:40:56

"If you can't trust the woman your cheating on your wife with, who can you trust?" - Bill Clinton

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/07/2021:  14:53:16

Don’t say I told you, but……..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2021:  17:22:41

We really think it’s for the best

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2021:  05:49:25

Because I said so.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  10:16:45

Did I miss something?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2021:  13:15:43

I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/08/2021:  14:14:15

Maybe you should check again