mbanjo - Posted - 12/24/2012:  16:43:06

How many reindeers in a bakers dozen

MWBailey - Posted - 12/24/2012:  18:22:29

I once used my underwear for a wad in a muzzleloader. Its still plugged up.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/24/2012:  22:06:56

I detest eating on an empty stomache full of beer

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2012:  10:25:54

Hey cabbie, do you have room up front for a pizza and a six pack of beer?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/29/2012:  11:04:15

...but I have the rolling pin and Beefeater of a parsnip.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2012:  11:27:13

We've left the normal world far, far behind.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/29/2012:  12:41:56

Anyone got change for a bar of soap?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/30/2012:  04:50:35

The sweet wrapper is really a Blockbusters contestant.

TonyS - Posted - 12/30/2012:  08:59:17

What the hell is a Vegemite Sandwich anyway?   Dumb song.....

TonyS - Posted - 12/30/2012:  09:19:13

off-topic=  Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/30/2012:  12:56:12

Who likes doughnuts anyhow?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2012:  04:29:40

Is there a difference between a donut and a doughnut?

RandyZ - Posted - 12/31/2012:  10:03:26

i thought i found a civil war bullet in my yard....turns out it was only a piece of candy corn.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2012:  11:21:20

Great dream from heaven.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/31/2012:  12:02:07

It's been good weather every day this year.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2012:  15:24:48

The fish aren't biting yet

mbanjo - Posted - 12/31/2012:  16:43:03

I think I have discovered a design flaw in my shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  04:10:52

You fool, that's a rectal thermometer!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2013:  05:48:25

I'm hyperactive now...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  05:51:06

Step away from the platypus!

ErikH - Posted - 01/01/2013:  06:30:17

You mean you didn't know what Rocky Mountain Oysters were before you ordered them?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  06:33:23

"Balls", said the Queen!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  10:52:36

You are the first human to mention that possibility

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:13:07

I'll never do that again.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:29:11

The Queen will thank you from the heart of her bottom

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  11:56:35

I thought you said he didn't bite!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  12:48:17

Sideways is more comfortable than in reverse

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  13:21:58

I wonder if he eats with that mouth.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  14:38:51

Parachutes do not open well underwater

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2013:  15:47:46

Take that, and there's more where that came from!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/01/2013:  19:11:46

If you ask me that question one more time, I will quit..

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2013:  04:08:55

So there I was, five gallons of olive oil, a large tarpaulin and nobody to enjoy it with.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/02/2013:  10:22:24

Tomatoes come in handy at times like this

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  03:22:12

The dog doesn't care for tomatoes.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  11:42:23

Let's imagine that you are a fully trained fighter pilot.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  12:05:02

This is the worst on-hold music I've ever heard.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  12:37:11

Never underestimate the power of a hamburger

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  12:40:40

That helicopter is getting pretty low.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  13:53:50

Nothing is more important than winter in Siberia

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  13:56:57

Never underestimate the power of warm apple pie.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  14:46:21

There is something fishy about sardines

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  16:34:48

Never hit a man with glasses, it will just make him angry. You should use something much heavier.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  16:49:55

Don't cross your bridges when the sun is shining

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2013:  16:55:23

Never accept a glass of lemonade from a urologist.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/03/2013:  17:38:24

More people have arms and legs than any other apendage

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/03/2013:  22:03:35

I believe i can faster than you now. I've got my new tube socks on!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/04/2013:  00:14:07

Let's give the dancing girls a little bit of applause

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2013:  01:32:30

Women have a way with a fool.

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/04/2013 01:33:11

mbanjo - Posted - 01/04/2013:  01:45:24

They can have their way with this fool anytime.

Edited by - mbanjo on 01/04/2013 01:47:01