MWBailey - Posted - 10/18/2016:  21:58:47

When in doubt, whip it out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2016:  01:47:04

AWW NOW!! Don't go away mad,,,just go away

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2016:  02:56:51

He's a good egg as far as eggs run, but not everyone likes runny eggs. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2016:  04:11:45

Have you seen the latest on Super Chicken

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2016:  09:25:42

Have a smell of panda droppings, this one is quite fragrant.

dat - Posted - 10/19/2016:  09:30:48

starting to rain here

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2016:  09:47:52

What sort of guy would do that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2016:  11:39:35

They're trying to sell me turkey breast

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2016:  15:23:11

Yes, that's a scale model of the Eiffel Tower made entirely of ramen noodles. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2016:  16:24:59

Baseball sucks

J e f f - Posted - 10/19/2016:  16:33:20

Yeah. Like what the heck happened?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2016:  02:53:09

My cookie fortune says I will soon have explosive diarrhea. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2016:  03:39:14

Don't believe anything you hear and only
half of what you see!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2016:  05:29:33

Cold mashed potatoes.

dat - Posted - 10/20/2016:  12:20:19

I'm kinda gassy this afternoon

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2016:  12:58:40

Somebody stole everything I own and replaced it all with exact duplicates!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2016:  18:52:45

My undertaker gave me 2 weeks to live

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2016:  03:34:12

She spent 30 hours in the swamp. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2016:  04:00:19

Dad told me to stay away from the girls,,,,,,,,,,I didn't listen to him

dat - Posted - 10/21/2016:  08:34:08

that was a big bird

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2016:  11:19:03

 A pure whiff of oxygen, painting over a monochrome world with pastel colors.

dat - Posted - 10/21/2016:  12:00:08

spiders sure can build a web fast

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2016:  12:14:28

You'll need more than one phone to get the best of me.

dat - Posted - 10/21/2016:  12:54:05

the moon is waning

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2016:  15:28:54

At least it's warm here

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2016:  19:36:26

All those crazy things we did. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2016:  04:30:13

AWW Come On,,,just this once.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  05:05:55

You're the third guy this week who's asked for that. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  07:30:04

Indian corn has nothing to do with the Tribe from the Lake Erie shores

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  09:47:46

Well sir, you've written a rather lengthy dissertation and we didn't get a chance to read it so we were hoping you could briefly summarize it for us.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  13:39:09

Hitch hiking ain't what it used to be

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:14:21

This is a revolt against ideology. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:21:22

It''s hard to dodge a bear cub

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:27:43

It's hard to bear a dodge cub. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2016:  02:04:38

Have you ever seen anything like that before?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2016:  04:40:35

That's a mighty attractive wart hog you have there.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2016:  07:14:05

I'm having a ball doing nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2016:  02:37:35

That's an interesting fashion choice. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2016:  03:14:38

Knock-Knock,,,Who's there?,,,,Willy Crawl,,Willy Crawl who?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2016:  03:48:34

This has got to stop. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2016:  05:55:28

I could always jump off a bridge

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2016:  10:04:32

Steamed spinach simmering slowly sends scents skyward.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2016:  06:45:26

Nothing goes better with fried rabbit than gravy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2016:  07:31:02

Send in the clowns

Forrest - Posted - 10/25/2016:  16:57:06

Square box.  Round pizza.  Triangle slices.  I'm confused!

Edited by - Forrest on 10/25/2016 16:57:49

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2016:  01:40:55

When would you like to pick up your order Sir?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  02:37:29

This deal ends tomorrow but don't worry, there will be another. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  07:40:31

I got a two-dollar Ford and a hot-rod bill

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  08:31:17

But wait....there's more!