OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2021:  05:46:19

Let’s let bygones be a lifelong grudge

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2021:  09:20:08

I’ll bury the hatchet if you take yours out of my back

DC5 - Posted - 10/13/2021:  11:09:42

We are now past the page of the beast.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/13/2021:  17:11:10

That puts a whole new light on things

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2021:  02:45:11

Yesterday was Friday the 13th only on Wednesday

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/14/2021:  04:23:59

Maybe it’s a result of overactive glands

DC5 - Posted - 10/14/2021:  05:00:58

There has been a troll sighting in the police harassment thread.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2021:  09:35:04

I’m not sure

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/14/2021:  16:22:09

Break time, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2021:  18:12:21

An expectant hush fell over the crowd

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/15/2021:  06:25:31

Give it awhile to develop

DC5 - Posted - 10/15/2021:  06:28:37

Puberty was a lot more fun than senility.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2021:  10:34:34

Quiet please, potatoes napping

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2021:  05:52:12

If anybody calls for me I'm no here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2021:  06:01:14

Two words does not a sentence make

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2021:  06:26:49

Get lost

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2021:  07:05:39

Jesus wept.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2021:  07:18:46

Beat it.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2021:  11:30:27

Not currently looking

DC5 - Posted - 10/16/2021:  13:46:11

See Spot.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2021:  13:48:10

The smoke detector went off, I think your roast is done

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/16/2021:  17:22:14

Let’s just call it even

BobZilla - Posted - 10/16/2021:  17:38:25

One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2021:  18:01:05

I’m not going to lick that

DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2021:  06:24:05

I can explain the blood.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2021:  08:29:01

It’s so simple, even I can understand it

DC5 - Posted - 10/17/2021:  12:39:04

So what age comes after the age of Aquarius, and are we in it?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2021:  17:28:19

Help me find my car keys and we can drive out

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2021:  20:15:07

They’re chopping in Atlanta

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2021:  03:34:43

I have you on speed dial

DC5 - Posted - 10/18/2021:  06:09:06

That reminds me of a joke that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2021:  08:43:38

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

dat - Posted - 10/18/2021:  10:19:37

He said , that alligator aint got no shoes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2021:  11:17:06

A ray of hope

dat - Posted - 10/18/2021:  11:25:25

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/18/2021:  17:40:18

Work fascinates me, I can watch it for hours

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2021:  18:02:42

If I had another shovel, I’d hit you with it

DC5 - Posted - 10/19/2021:  05:32:29

I over slept and missed my nap.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2021:  08:23:49

My new shoes are bereft of laces

dat - Posted - 10/19/2021:  08:47:33

Watch , there goes another one

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/19/2021:  10:34:17

Get a life

dat - Posted - 10/19/2021:  12:04:59

hold my beer and watch this

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2021:  03:59:40

The candy wrapper is not edible

DC5 - Posted - 10/20/2021:  05:31:41

It is never too late to have a happy childhood.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/20/2021:  08:08:37

Favorite license plate ……. ICU812

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2021:  17:07:31

There are several bad beans in the bag

DC5 - Posted - 10/21/2021:  06:02:42

Favorite airplane number NE14T

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2021:  06:20:48

She seems happier when she’s upset

dat - Posted - 10/21/2021:  07:52:10

Look before you sit, they could be out of paper