chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2016:  08:15:28

Why did I ever leave home to roam....?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2016:  15:25:52

That tasted better going down than it did coming back up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2016:  06:21:40

I think we're going to get a storm,,,,,,,again

mojohand40 - Posted - 06/06/2016:  10:44:48

you can't trust atoms...

..they make up everything!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2016:  12:29:15

It's true,,,,,A crow pooped him on a tree stump and the sun hatched him out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2016:  02:04:15

Yes,,I talk to myself..I also answer myself..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2016:  03:37:46

I used to play cello in a marching band. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2016:  05:23:02

Never try to run on 3 legs if you have only 2...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2016:  06:09:27

We're all just trying to make our way in this insane world, but some of us are doing it a whole lot better than others.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2016:  06:27:09

When you think you're in bad shape,,,you probably are..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2016:  07:15:36

My doctor told me to get in shape. I told him I was in shape: round.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2016:  07:52:54

If we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone,then can we kill 4 birds with 2 stones?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2016:  14:43:13

Him?...oh yeah, he used to be star of stage, screen ,and Esso washrooms

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2016:  03:54:56

I think I'm a better truck driver than a hockey player?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2016:  05:12:34

Bananas have a peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2016:  06:44:15

Believe it or not I went to school with a boy named John

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2016:  11:16:58

When I retire I'll enroll in a remedial math class, til then just give me the numbers, man

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2016:  15:07:00

You're late again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2016:  13:15:40

I have never thought about the price of eggs in China...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2016:  14:10:46

Put the hen back on the nest.

mojohand40 - Posted - 06/09/2016:  14:13:48

There are three kinds of people in the world.

People who make things happen.

People who watch things happen

and people who say “What happened?”.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2016:  14:17:03

Cabbage: a familiar vegetable about the same size and intelligence as a man's head.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2016:  14:59:17

Cabotage - don't get caught, bub, or you're lookin' at a $50,000 fine

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2016:  15:06:30

$500 Fine For Littering

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2016:  03:46:03

Never "pee" into the wind

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  05:46:39

Blah, blah, blah...

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2016:  07:27:46

Aww,,,what's the matter,,is her don't feel good today??

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  07:52:10

This is your leader speaking.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2016:  08:04:40

My days off feel like hangovers - and I don't even drink

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:22:26

I used to drink to forget, now I can't remember what I was trying to forget in the first place.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:26:18

He said HALT,,I didn't,, then he shot at me..What is going on?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:30:09

She was built backwards, her feet smelled and her nose ran.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2016:  11:40:12

Too many odd-man rushes

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2016:  14:18:03

I told my boss I was calling it quits but he said I was already fired two years ago.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2016:  14:40:52

All they want to do at Walmart is sell stuff.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2016:  01:51:40

And we the people buy it

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:36:53

That is one UGLY baby.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2016:  05:58:28

Bleary eyes think 6 looks like 8

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2016:  12:18:14

That's odd, I swear I left my zeppelin parked right there.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2016:  17:26:41

The other day this lady ask me to go spend the night because she was afraid of the dark..
I bought her a package of light bulbs....

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2016:  18:35:58

How many days til Christmas??......aah, shut up!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2016:  02:51:35

If my finger is attached to my hand,and my car is parked in the garage,
how long is the Golden Gate Bridge?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2016:  07:23:40

A woman said she would do anything for a ride in my sports car. I had her wash the dog. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2016:  08:14:57

You don't understand - I AM the guy you're talking to.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2016:  08:47:26

So-Long Fellers,,I'm off to North Dakota..See Ya'll July 13th..
Ya'll be good now ,,ya hear?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2016:  09:50:24

Stop by Cogswell, North Dakota and say hey for me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2016:  22:00:39

I hope your mules behave this year ,Scotty.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2016:  05:07:55

I've lost my grip on reality.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2016:  10:26:49

Fiction is the cousin of friction