TheLastWord - Posted - 08/01/2018:  18:40:51

Three buckets of water

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  18:43:57

Howler monkeys are getting out of hand

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  03:43:06

Because of the heat,more and more men are giving up
wearing any kind of underwear.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/02/2018:  04:05:21

Jack rabbits from hell.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  04:37:34

If it hurts so much, stop doing it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2018:  07:02:34

If it feels GOOD,,do it more often

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  09:19:04

All of the charges are valid

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2018:  10:23:20

Always jack up your car before removing the wheel

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2018:  10:25:17

Please continue to hold

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  02:45:07

The model B Ford came after the model A..

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/03/2018:  03:42:31

Tip a canoe and Betty too...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  04:23:39

Get down from there!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:05:32

Here,,hold my beer and watch this

Mike Rowe - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:40:59

You know what you know.

Edited by - Mike Rowe on 08/03/2018 07:41:13

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  07:59:57

He is a cunning linguist

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2018:  10:09:11

can't sing the high tenor today - too much dust in my gizzard

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2018:  12:45:13

OH MY,,do you really want to see it?

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/03/2018:  14:47:53

Smoked dill hankies are coming.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2018:  14:55:02

It's your deal

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  04:13:49

"Walk right in,,Sit right down"

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/04/2018:  04:28:48

Cupboards filled with used hats.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  05:13:06

Out houses are extinct

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  06:39:45

Man fire football

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  07:19:56

OH what the hell,,,good-bye for now

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2018:  08:07:50

Six more hotdogs please

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/04/2018:  14:17:18

Hopscotch down by 43 dimes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2018:  16:24:14

the northern lights have seen queer sights, but the strangest they ever did see.., was the night on the marge of Lake Labarge ,I cremated Sam McGee.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 08/04/2018:  16:36:24

Sometimes, I forget to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2018:  16:58:54

OK,,you take the tractor and I'll take the snow mobile
down out of here

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  03:53:08

Thank goodness for the body camera

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/06/2018:  04:00:32

It's umpteen o'clock.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  04:18:07

Your women’s beach volleyball suntan applicator license has been revoked

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  05:32:59

We played a gig last Sat.from dark:30 to dark:30

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  13:17:53

You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  16:14:40

Please,,stay a while longer

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:26:06

Nice lamp

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:46:21

What time do they open?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2018:  18:50:11

Flamingo hawk

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2018:  03:21:17

Shucks Ma'am,, take as many as you like

DC5 - Posted - 08/07/2018:  08:05:26

What's the best scotch to have with Cheerios?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2018:  14:49:10

Oh please,don't act so innocent..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2018:  03:19:35

I was a kid once myself

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2018:  03:56:58

OH,GEEZ!,,Here,,I'll show you once more.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2018:  05:05:38

Just ignore those warning labels

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2018:  08:39:01

tie all shoelaces with a reef knot

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2018:  11:26:45

So what size do you want?

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/08/2018:  16:32:19

Farting for speed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2018:  16:53:07

He has fallen from grace

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2018:  18:08:00

Fall used to be a season