chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2015:  12:59:07

I'm just window shopping,,,mine's got a crack in it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2015:  18:25:51

I'm in for a million dollars. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  04:19:23

If you take it with a grain of salt,that is stealing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2015:  07:48:09

Sorry dear, I'm too broke to spend the night. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  10:25:44

All around a horses rump is Kennel Ration

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2015:  16:00:18

We've signed you up for the full eight week detox program.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2015:  16:44:56

Is Cherokee Shuffle just a variant of Lonesome Indian?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2015:  17:31:55

Who is that masked man anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2015:  18:26:37

I think you've got what it takes to be a world class ham bone artist.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/23/2015:  05:43:31

Well,,that being as it may,,go feed the mules.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/23/2015:  17:36:51

Tomorrow set a treehouse on fire.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2015:  19:43:25

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2015:  03:34:54

I heard that in the near future all McDonald's burgers would have to
be ordered on line from China. (3 day delivery)

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2015:  05:58:27

You've used up your allocation of rutabagas.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2015:  11:47:08

Looks like everything's still up to date in Kansas City

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2015:  13:21:33

That chewing gum definitely lost its flavor on the bedpost overnight. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2015:  14:17:37

When you get to that bridge, cross it

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2015:  16:28:54

Every little dog is gonna have his day,,,,I think yours is tomorrow.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2015:  19:58:54

I'll never get over you......so you better answer the phone.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2015:  07:42:21

Well,,I called you because all the other girls are taken.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2015:  15:40:05

We'd better get going.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2015:  16:55:30

Edgar!, Come back here and clean this mess up!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2015:  17:09:04

No! No! Monsieur.....ouest means west, you English numbskull !

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/27/2015:  17:27:32

Tranquility gambles with lives, happiness, and even destiny itself!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  03:41:26

Take deep cleansing breaths. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  04:34:20

Well,,just point in the general direction!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  05:46:46

I can't believe that came from me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2015:  08:02:53

The trouble with French is that I can hardly speak it

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  10:58:46

then the motor grader started pushing the dirt all around????

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2015:  11:34:25

Shhhhh, the walls have ears.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2015:  15:56:05

Don't talk to him,,he'll think he's as good as we are.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2015:  03:51:23

They're coming to take me away ha ha

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2015:  05:43:37

They were skinny dipping in the creek and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?????????

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2015:  11:25:26

Next time I will read the fine print.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2015:  15:16:36

70*F and there's still snow laying around here and there

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2015:  06:15:29

I hate lying snow. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2015:  11:48:22

Try this; C,A,D,G

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2015:  16:27:10

Let's drop the big one and pulverize them. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2015:  03:31:52

Don't expect too much at first sight

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2015:  07:34:43

I'm only hangin' around now to see what's gonna happen next

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2015:  15:15:51

Tasty strips of whale blubber.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2015:  20:30:09

Two lbs of nitro and 40 lbs of black gun powder make a pretty good "fizzle".

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2015:  12:15:50

Big Joe Mufferaw paddled down to Ottawa all the way from Mattawa in just one day

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2015:  03:59:50

WHY?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2015:  06:46:47

Actually, it IS rocket science. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2015:  07:34:28

Why didn't they let me know it was by UPS?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2015:  08:09:16

Please don't hate me just be cause I'm perfect. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2015:  10:33:48

Well,,I just thought that we could go too......

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2015:  05:41:16

He's built backwards, his feet smell and his nose runs.