banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2017:  03:53:55

And for my next number,I shall attempt to play
"The Old Cat pooped In The Shavings"..
Thank You

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  05:01:47

We've never had a race at night in the rain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2017:  06:03:46

Don't look at me..I can't pilot that thing!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  06:17:52

You have to be bold.

DC5 - Posted - 09/17/2017:  08:54:18

And now for my next number, Pi.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2017:  09:29:15

Never cosine a math teacher's BS

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  17:07:18

It's hard

DC5 - Posted - 09/17/2017:  17:59:32

Do some pushups, maybe it'll go away.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  18:19:39

I wasn't expecting the prize in my cereal to be a dead mouse 🐭

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2017:  18:39:23

Rats eat sole food

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  03:08:22

So that's how they get them in there.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  04:57:57

Yes,,Casper was one of them.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  08:31:01

Little do they know, I don't give a darn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  08:42:06

So the final score was 4 to 1.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  11:22:47

You should be expecting a call from the school.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2017:  12:32:05

They don't want no stinkin' trucks downtown in this God-forsaken town

mander - Posted - 09/18/2017:  12:47:59

Be home by ten!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  13:06:42

Hold That Tiger

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  13:39:51

Sorry, that is my parking space.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2017:  16:17:30

Parched grass in the Pacific northwest?...tell me it ain't so.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  03:09:46

The next time they tell you to stop, stop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2017:  03:59:01

Why didn't you just roll over and play dead?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  05:33:17

We need to translate everything he says.

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  13:57:34

This is your pilot speaking, there is no cause for alarm.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  17:44:45

He's here in the flesh.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  18:56:19

This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  02:43:17

A fancy car caught my eye and dragged it half a mile.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2017:  04:46:46

"Lil" Abner has finally left Dog Patch and is delivering
milk door to door..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  08:59:58

Herb never was Dagwood's favo(u)rite neighbo(u)r

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  12:22:01

Of all the underhanded, dastardly, scurrilous, conniving things you've done, this is not the worst.

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  13:05:49

Elvis has left the planet.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  13:43:27

Did somebody step on a duck?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2017:  05:06:16

Why didn't they give a standing ovation for
my performance?

DC5 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  15:04:20

What are you wearing for the end of the world on Saturday?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  15:19:09

I'll be as gone as a wild goose in winter

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  02:49:37

Be prepared for some detours.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2017:  04:32:28

Don't just do something,,stand there!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  06:21:05

I'm not sure why I'm here

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  08:14:44

heck yeah!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  08:14:50

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:14:07

Then I nudged the lady sitting next to me and said;;;(Just so you'll know),,
I'm not a push over but my bones have been jumped several times in the past...
You know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:43:54

There's yet another reason you can't go outside to play.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:06:01

Yes.We'll all get off the bus at the same time

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:14:52

Please have your tickets ready.

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:49:47

Honest, I don't know how she got under me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  06:28:01

Never lie to the Sheriff

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  07:29:27

Has the world ended yet? I have a load in the wash.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  08:31:38

That's about what I'd expect to pay for something like that.

fitch5string - Posted - 09/23/2017:  11:59:31

Confussious say "he who stand on commode, get high on pot"