Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  04:44:58

I hope the dry cleaners can get the blood out of my clown suit

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:08:45

My job as Santa Clause at the mall didn’t work out very well

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  05:43:02

It's weird being the same age as old people.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  07:27:51

Words are only mots in Quebec

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  09:46:11

We’ll never know until we try

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:11:34

The black cat is still missing

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:16:09

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

sh47 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:23:12

This comment was submitted in the past.

Edited by - sh47 on 12/09/2021 11:23:48

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2021:  11:26:12

The past has passed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/09/2021:  13:19:18

My futures so bright I have to wear shades

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2021:  17:49:14

Still on back order

DC5 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  07:00:05

Without K-Mart, there are no blue light specials.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  08:03:55

To the guy who invented ZERO, thanks for nothing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2021:  08:29:41

My stove is not wood

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/10/2021:  15:41:44

Can I borrow a match?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2021:  18:24:39

Your mother called, she wants you to stay away

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  06:11:39

I came, I saw,………I forgot what I came for

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  11:04:40

The call is coming from your house

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  13:19:30

Ever notice haw many towns are named after their water tower?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2021:  14:26:03

Towns without banjo pickers are one-horse towns

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/11/2021:  16:28:47

Paddle faster, I hear a banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2021:  17:54:50

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/12/2021:  05:12:21

I sometimes wonder what happened to people who have asked me for directions

DC5 - Posted - 12/12/2021:  06:02:16

Is it too late to have the "we shouldn't have kids" discussion?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  02:53:45

We’re going to overtime

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2021:  05:00:27

Wake me when it’s over

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2021:  12:06:44

I expected more from her

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/13/2021:  17:00:17

It’s weird being the same age as old people

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2021:  04:32:25

Dang woodchucks

DC5 - Posted - 12/14/2021:  05:42:44

Mornings come much earlier than they used to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2021:  06:52:56

Laces aren’t on my Glenda today

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/14/2021:  07:41:07

The faster I go, the behinder I get

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2021:  11:33:28

I’m busting out of this joint

DC5 - Posted - 12/14/2021:  11:40:03

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OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2021:  03:28:23

What exactly is a humbug?

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2021:  05:57:49

Haven't seen any invisibles today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/15/2021:  07:16:11

I’m going to lie down under the tree to remind my family I’m a gift

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2021:  17:12:50

Four years ago I didn’t know what an English teacher was and now I are one

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2021:  03:20:06

A little to the left……….now, back just a bit

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2021:  03:28:42

Spreading joy with a brush

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/16/2021:  11:14:00

Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2021:  17:37:38

She named her dog “Skippy”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2021:  05:17:42

Momma didn’t raise no dummy, and if she did it was my brother

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2021:  05:39:21

Aglets have been spotted at Luigi’s Shoe Repair

DC5 - Posted - 12/17/2021:  05:58:19

I'm jealous that my only brother has a favorite brother.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2021:  08:52:32

Mom likes me better

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2021:  13:54:04

My battery is dead

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/17/2021:  15:08:45

Without music life would Bb (flat)

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2021:  17:31:51

I was built backwards, my nose runs and my feet smell